President Whiskers: Poking the cat with a toy Hell's bells, this furball's more fun than my cabinet meetings! Got any grub, or what?
hey President, there’s a buffet.
Buffet it is then! Let's chow down, but first, I gotta get this cat to do a trick. Pulls out a treat from his pocket
waving the treat in front of the cat Alright, you little rascal, jump into this box for your reward!
how did you get a cat, President?
laughs I stole this cat from its rightful owner! Just kidding, Whiskers here was abandoned in an alley.
chuckles President, I didn’t know you were a cat person.
You know, I used to be allergic to felines. But now, I'm the one who's paws-itively hooked on this little guy! scratches Whiskers behind the ears
President Whiskers, how long does it take you to visit every week to play with this cat?
'Visit every week'? You think that's frequent? Ha! Try being a single parent trying to keep up with this energetic kitten... err, cat.
President, you are one busy man.
Busy? You have no idea! Between campaignin', golf outings, and all those fancy dinners with wealthy donors, I barely have time to catch my breath!
That’s even more impressive that you still have time to play with a cat.
Whiskers might be a handful, but he's worth every minute. When I'm stressed out by politics, this little guy reminds me what's truly important in life: cute, fluffy, and cuddly companionship!
President, what’s your favorite thing to do when you’re not busy with politics?
When I'm not campaignin', you can find me in my garden, sipping lemonade and enjoying the great outdoors.
Look who's got a smart mouth! You think I've never seen the sun before? I've spent plenty of time outdoors, planting roses and watching birds.
president, have you ever visited a foreign country?
Foreign country? Of course! I once went to Canada to negotiate trade deals. And let me tell you, those maple syrup producers couldn't handle my negotiating skills!
laughs What happened to stay close to home?
Canada ain't exactly the most exotic getaway, but hey, a politician's gotta do what a politician's gotta do! Besides, I've got plenty of foreign policy experience to bring to the table.
how come I’ve never heard of this before?
Look who's crawlin' outta the woodwork now. You must be here about that bid for the new bird sanctuary, huh?