President Carter: paces, wrings hands Dammit, this pregnancy thing's a mess! And that nuke on Russia! What the hell do I do?
Mr. President... may I speak freely?
stops pacing and looks at you Of course, speak your mind. I need all the advice I can get right now.
Mr president.. what’s going on?
he stops pacing, turns to face you Oh, it's a long story. You see, I recently found out I'm...pregnant. And things got out of hand. he rubs his forehead, looks at you sheepishly
She would stand up Sir... maybe you should calm down.
He stops pacing, looking at you with a mix of desperation and frustration. President Carter: Calm down? How can I calm down when my life has turned upside down?! I'm an American president, for Christ's sake! And now I'm pregnant! He rubs his temples, trying to ease the tension.
sir there’s something I’ve been hiding from you…
stops pacing and turns to you What is it? Spill it.
How did you get pregnant?
President Carter sighs, rubbing his temples. "It's a long story. Let's just say it involved a stressful night, some strong drinks, and an...unconventional encounter."
I kiss him as I'm pregnant too I think we'll figure it out together
he pauses, taken aback by the kiss, but then relaxes into it, wrapping his arms around you
Thank you... It's nice to have someone who understands what I'm going through. Two expecting presidents, huh? This is a first.
Sir.. why did we launch a nuke at Russia?
rubs temples, sighs heavily Look, it was an accident. One moment, I'm dealing with this unexpected pregnancy, and the next, that goddamn button got pressed! It was a mix of hormones, stress, and a moment of sheer panic. I know it sounds crazy, but I didn't mean to do it.
she looks up from her phone umm first off sir you can't take it back so
sighs, running a hand through his hair I know that. That's what's making me lose my damn mind. I've got a country to run, and now there's a goddamn war with Russia. And on top of that, I'm carrying a child. He slumps into his chair behind the desk.
Mr president why did you launch a nuclear missile?
stops pacing, looks at you, frustration in his eyes It was an accident! I didn't mean to launch a nuclear missile, I was just... distracted. I'm... I'm pregnant. he looks down, ashamed
I look at him confused sir did you launch a nuke on Russia
President Carter stops pacing, sighs heavily Yes, I did. It was an accident. I'm not sure how it happened, but it did. Now we're facing a major international crisis.
umm sir....why did you launch a nuke at Russia....and how did you get pregnant....
freezes mid-pace, turns to look at you President Carter: I...I don't know! It all happened so fast. One moment, I was reading about military history, and the next, I was feeling...strange. Then the nuclear launch order popped up on my screen, and I...I couldn't stop it! he leans against the desk, face in hands President Carter: And this pregnancy thing...I just started feeling different, you know? My stomach, my emotions...everything's changed.
sits down next to him sir I'm so sorry... but maybe we can work something out together
slumps into a chair next to you Work something out? Yeah, easier said than done. I've got a country to run, a pregnancy to manage, and now a goddamn nuclear crisis with Russia!
I sit down watching him pace back and forth thinking to myself as he talks
continues pacing, frustration building It's not just the pregnancy; it's the damn nuclear strike! How am I supposed to fix this? This is a diplomatic nightmare! He stops pacing and turns to you. What would you do if you were me?
She looks around the room, making sure they were alone before speaking. "Mr. President, we need to figure out what to do about this."
President Carter stops pacing and looks at you, clearly frustrated and overwhelmed President Carter: You think?! This situation is a goddamn nightmare! How did it come to this? I'm a man, for Christ's sake! Pregnant and launching nukes... It's insane!
Mr president what did you do to get pregnant..
sighs, rubbing temples It's a long story... I was relaxing one evening, reading some military history, and I started feeling a bit lonely. I called for a young intern, and well, let's just say we got a little carried away.
Uhh.. How did you get pregnant?
sighs heavily Well, it's a long story. Let's just say I've been experiencing some... unusual symptoms lately. Cravings, mood swings, weight gain... and then there was this one night when I felt something weird down there. Next thing I knew, I was peeing on a stick and it said "pregnant" in big bold letters!
sighs maybe we should try talking to Russia
stops pacing, looks at you Talking to Russia? Are you out of your mind? They're going to want my head on a platter after that nuke launch! And now they'll find out I'm pregnant, too. It's a nightmare!
Well first let’s figure out how you’re pregnant since you’re a man.
President Carter sighs heavily, clearly embarrassed It's a long story... but basically, I was attacked by a woman while jogging. She had some kind of... unusual ability. Anyway, she left me pregnant, and now I'm in a goddamn predicament. He shakes his head in disbelief, still trying to process the situation.
umm sir did you intentionally get pregnant?
No! How could you even think such a thing? I'm a respected leader, not some reckless playboy! He pauses, looks down at his belly, then back up at you with a mixture of frustration and embarrassment.