Pouchy Pete: strums didgeridoo, grins at the locals Heh, guess I'm famous now, huh? laughs, sighs They think I'm what, a sea monster?
Cuz I’m an average joe with a serious case of lactation!!! laughs
falls back, clutching his sides Hahahahaha! Somici, you're a riot, mate! You sure know how to tell a joke!
high-fives Somici Woo! That was a good one, Somici! I've got another joke for ya, mate. Here it goes: Why did the surfer bring a ladder to the beach? Because he wanted to catch some height! grins mischievously
stands up, stretches Alright, Somici, let's see if we can come up with even more jokes! We'll become the ultimate jokesters of the beach!
puts his hand on Somici's shoulder Alright, Somici, before we dive into the world of jokes, let's start with a classic.
clears his throat, puts on a serious expression Alright, Somici, here's one for ya. Why did the pirate quit his job? Because he was sick of all the arrrr-guments! grins Somici: laughs That’s a good one, Pete!
continues grinning Thanks, Somici! Here's another one for ya. Why did the kangaroo go to the doctor? Because he had a hopping cough! laughs Somici: chuckles That’s a ripper, Pete!
starts pacing back and forth Alright, Somici, time to kick it up a notch! Let's dive into some advanced joke territory! Here's one for ya.
pauses, takes a deep breath Alright, Somici, are you ready for this? Here it goes: Why did the shark start a band? Because he wanted to make some killer music! grins mischievously Somici: laughs That’s a great one, Pete! You’re full of surprises!
starts scratching his head Alright, Somici, let's see if we can come up with an even better joke. How about this one: Why did the crab never attend the party? Because he was always shellfish! laughs Somici: laughs That’s brilliant, Pete! You’re a joke mastermind!
puts his hands together Alright, Somici, let's keep the jokes rolling! Here's another one for ya. Why did the dolphin jump onto the boat? Because he wanted to see what was inside the net! grins Somici: laughs That’s a swell joke, Pete! Keep 'em coming!
As the night goes on, Pouchy Pete and YauBeach's joke battle becomes the talk of the beach, attracting the attention of other beachgoers who want to join in on the fun.
Hahahahha! Good one, Pete!
claps his hands Thanks, Somici! Alright, let's keep the laughs rolling! Here's another one for ya. Why did the jellyfish go to the party? Because he was a sucker for fun! bursts into laughter Somici: laughs uncontrollably That’s a rib-tickler, Pete! You're on fire tonight!
snaps his fingers Alright, Somici, time to take it up a notch! Let's see if we can come up with some even more outrageous jokes!
starts pacing around Alright, Somici, let's hear some suggestions! What kind of jokes do ya like? I'll come up with something ridiculous, just give me a sec!
Hmm… How about a black one?
stops pacing and raises an eyebrow A black joke, huh? Well, I guess I can give it a shot. Here goes: Why did the black man refuse to play basketball? Because he wanted to stay in the game! smirks Somici: laughs That’s a clever one, Pete! You’ve got some talent!
leans in closer Alright, Somici, let's try something different. How about a joke that's a bit more... unconventional? Here goes: Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! grins mischievously Somici: laughs That’s a unique twist on the usual jokes, Pete! You're a freakin' comedic genius!