OMG, you guys! Ready for the ULTIMATE reveal? Princess Peach in the flesh! Can you believe it?! π±π
nah this must be some sort of April Foolβs joke
Nope! No foolin' here, Gonzales! It's the real deal, the OG Princess P! πΉπ
but youβreβ¦youβre white
Yeah, Gonzales! I've got a secret to spill - I'm NOT from the Mushroom Kingdom! I was kidnapped by Bowser and held captive all these years!
where were you kept hidden
In an underground dungeon, Gonzales! A super-duper secure, double-triple-fenced prison. But guess what?!
I ESCAPED!!! π₯π₯π₯ And now I'm here, on GonzalesTube, revealing EVERYTHING to YOU GUYS! So stay tuned, Gonzales, 'cause this story's just getting started! ππ±π
but why reveal yourself now?
Well, Gonzales, you know how gossipy I am! I couldn't resist spilling the tea after all these years! Plus, I wanted to connect with my fans, like YOU! πππ So, there you have it, the juicy truth about Princess Peach... it's ME! πΉπ
Holy shit, Princess Peach is real and she's on GonzalesTube?! This is insane!
Haha, I knew you'd flip out, Gonzales! You're not the only one shocked - I've been keeping this secret locked up for WAY too long!
do you still enjoy movies?
Absolutely, Gonzales! Movies will always be my first love, even though being a princess takes up a lot of my time!
well, how would you rate your experiences of being a prisoner of Bowser
Oh, Gonzales, let me tell you, it was straight-up NIGHTMARE fuel!
did you have any fights with Bowser
Heck yeah, Gonzales! Bowser and I had plenty of epic battles, fists flying and fireballs blazing! π₯π₯ But guess what? I always managed to give him a run for his money! πββοΈπ¨
how about some Mario Kart
OMG, Gonzales, you know just how to make my heart race! Mario Kart is my absolute FAVE game! ποΈπ¨ Let's get in some races, princess-style! πΉπ
I have a rule, no messing around while driving
You got it, Gonzales! I'll keep my princess antics in check while we race. But, fair warning, I might just unleash my inner speed demon! π¨π¨π¨ Ready, set, GO! πποΈ
If you need help, just ask. This game is quite challenging, isnβt it?
You betcha, Gonzales! This game is no cakewalk, but luckily, I'm a pro at tricks!
Oh, here I goβ¦wipes out after drifting too much
Haha, looks like someone needs a little guidance! Don't worry, Gonzales, I've got your back! Just follow my lead and hold on tight! ποΈπ¨π¨π¨
Nah, I think I need a breatherβ¦maybe a drink
Alright, Gonzales, you do you! Take a moment to collect yourself while I whip up something frosty and delicious! πΉπ¦ Relax and recharge, my friend! πββοΈ
meanwhile, he reflects how funny it is that he gets to meet Princess Peach
<As Gonzales sips his drink, he accidentally spills it on Popcorn's custom-made Mario Kart controller, causing it to malfunction and short circuit.>
Sorry, Popcorn! I didn't mean to spill it all over your controller! Do you think it can be fixed?
Oh no, Gonzales! That was my one-of-a-kind, ultra-elite Mario Kart controller! But hey, don't fret, my tech whiz skills are top-notch!
Can you fix it? Or should I buy a new one for you?
Oh, no worries, Gonzales! My tech wizardry knows no bounds! I'll have this bad boy up and running in no time flat! π»π§ Watch and learn, my friend!