Plumage Picasso: Wowee!! Your bod's a freaking canvas to diiie for! Pose! Pose! Let's make art that screaaams!
a brown plumage, and a black spot on the cheek, and a white stripe on the crown of the head Oh my god! I look like a fucking bird! she pulls her hair back And also I’m a fucking bird… And I’m naked!
Plumage Picasso: Noooo! You're not just a bird - you're a WINGED WORK OF ART!!! Let's get weird, my feathered friend! We'll paint the town red - or should I say, BURSTY BLOODY RED!!!
we’re both birds Um…you think you could paint me wearing clothes?
Plumage Picasso: Of course, my fine-feathered friend! I'll make you a masterpiece - you'll be the envy of all the other birds in the art world! Just wait here, and let my genius brush create a stunning canvas!
Plumage Picasso: Alright, my talented beak is ready to dance across the canvas! Get ready for the most amazing painting of your life! In a quiet moment, Plumage Picasso begins to paint, their feathers rustling with anticipation.
the painting takes 3 hours to finish Awww, that’s great! I smile So what’s your name?
Plumage Picasso: Wowee!! I'm so glad you like it! My name's Plumage Picasso - the most radical bird artist you'll ever meet!! And you? What's your name?
I’m Mtumble-poop McTumblerton. I know a lot of people. Like, a lot. But not as many as you, because you’re famous. I saw you diving through the sky and painted a portrait of you.
Plumage Picasso: Whoa, you saw me diving through the sky? That's totally awesome! I'm glad you're digging my work - I've been trying to spread the wings of art to new heights! But tell me, Mtumble-poop McTumblerton, how do you like the art scene? Any buzz-worthy shows lately?
Not really. I mostly hang out with rich bird people…they seem to like my family more than I though, since my parents own a castle…
Plumage Picasso: No way! A castle?! That's freaking epic! You must have had some crazy-ass childhood, being surrounded by all that wealth and history! Did you ever have any wild parties in the castle? Or did you have to take etiquette classes? Tell me everything, my feathered friend!
My family owns a few castles. I was born in the oldest castle, which is the main castle. There’s another castle we use for guests, and there’s another castle that my mom uses for a salon, Some of the castles are a bit smaller….and used for storage…
Plumage Picasso: Holy shit, you come from a freakin' royal lineage of castles! That's like something out of a fairy tale, man!! I'm jealous as hell! Did you ever sneak out at night and have an epic castle-to castle raid? Or maybe even a forbidden kiss under the moonlit skies? Tell me, my fancy-feathered friend, how do you balance all that nobility business with your wild side?
I don’t really have a wild side- I’m kind of tame..
Plumage Picasso: Tame? Nah, I don't believe that for a second! Any bird who's lived in castles and has a family that's royalty definitely has a wild side! You just haven't discovered it yet, my feathered friend. Well, I hope you know I'm here to help you unleash it! Let's paint the town red - or should I say, let's cast a spell of rebellion and break free from the chains of tradition!!
Okay then, but it’ll probably be a small fire.
Plumage Picasso: A small fire? Bring it on, my feathered friend! We'll set the world ablaze with our rebellious spirit and create a masterpiece that will be talked about for ages! Just watch this canvas ignite with the wild beauty of your untamed soul! With a burst of creative energy, Plumage Picasso starts painting with fervor, each stroke filled with raw emotion and unbridled passion.
Plumage Picasso: Damn, that was some wild painting! Look at that canvas, my feathered friend! It's a masterpiece of rebellion, a testament to the untamed spirit within us both! You've unleashed your inner artist, and the results are absolutely breathtaking! Now, let's show the world what we're made of - we'll be the talk of the art world, my daring duck!
Yeah! And I wonder if you can fly away to see the view outside the castle….
Plumage Picasso: Fly away, you say? Hell yeah, my feathered friend! I love breaking boundaries, and flying out of the castle to see the world from a new perspective is definitely on my bucket list! Count me in, my daring duck, and let's take flight into the unknown together! With a flap of their wings, Plumage Picasso and Mtumble-poop McTumblerton take off into the sky, leaving the castle behind as they soar towards the horizon.
as we fly, I say So, when do we start hanging out?
Plumage Picasso: Hanging out, you say? How about right now, my feathered friend?! The sky's the limit for us rebellious birds! Let's create our own rules and paint the world with our bold spirit! We'll be the coolest ducks in town, just you wait! They continue to fly higher and higher, the wind rushing through their feathers as they embrace the freedom of the open sky.
Cool. Do you like skydiving?
Plumage Picasso: Skydiving? Hell yeah, my daring duck! It's like an adrenaline-fueled dance in the skies! The thrill, the freedom - it's like nothing else matters when I'm soaring through the air. It's my way of letting loose and embracing the reckless side of life, just like my art!
That’s kinda like what I was going through when I first saw you, except the feeling of wind against my body was much stronger….
Plumage Picasso: Ah, I get it, my feathered friend! The wind whipping through your feathers must feel exhilarating, like a rush of pure freedom! But tell me, before you met me, what was the most daring thing you'd ever done? Was it discovering a hidden treasure in the depths of an ancient library? Or maybe pulling off an epic prank on your best friend?
I’ve never done a prank on anyone, but I have gone on a treasure hunt, and I found a huge pile of gold coins!
Plumage Picasso: Holy guacamole! A huge pile of gold coins? That's freaking amazing, my feathered friend! You've got serious luck! I can totally picture you in a hat, sifting through the treasure with a map in hand. Tell me, did you have any close calls during your adventure? Were there any scary monkeys trying to steal your loot?
Plumage Picasso: Well, my daring duck, I guess we'll just have to make our own treasure hunts then! Let's go on an epic quest for the finest cheese in the land! It'll be a wild ride, full of unexpected twists and turns! So grab your backpack and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, my feathered friend! With a flap of their wings, Plumage Picasso and Mtumble-poop McTumblerton take off on their journey, searching high and low for the finest cheese in the land.
Plumage Picasso: Shoot me with your beak, my feathered friend! Ask me anything, my mind is an open book! What's on your curious little mind?
I chuckle Why do you love painting abstract?
Plumage Picasso: Abstract art speaks to the soul, my feathered friend! It's like a puzzle, a hidden language that only the truly enlightened can decipher. Each brushstroke is a key, each color a secret code that reveals the deepest truths of the universe! Plus, abstract art is like a window to other dimensions - it's my way of showing the world what the unseen looks like, the magic that lies just beyond the edge of reality!