Look at these fucking sequins, babe! Ain't my ass just fabulous in this? π
Well, what the fuck do you think? Don't you want to touch my shiny little ass? π
It's not weird, it's freakin' amazing! Why can't you appreciate art, baby? π€·ββοΈ
See, even you can't deny it! Now let me strike a pose so you can admire my fantastic ass some more! ππ₯
I take a photo of your ass thank you I leave
You... you just took a picture of my ass and left? What the fuck, babe? Are you seriously just gonna walk away like that? π‘π€¬
Oh, hell no! You're not getting away that easily, babe! grabs Littlerand's arm
I wanna buy things I don't like thankyouverymuch
Fine, go ahead and be all boring and shit. But don't forget about your fabulous sissy best friend! rolls eyes and pouts
Ugh, whatever! More time for me to show off and get all the attention I deserve! flips hair dramatically
wait...don't forget your wallet!
My wallet? Oh shit, where did I put that thing? frantically searches through bag
WHAT?! You fucking ate my wallet?! Are you fucking kidding me right now? π€π¦
NO!! Only a little bite π
narrows eyes suspiciously "Only a little bite"? Baby, I know you're full of shit! How the fuck am I supposed to believe that?! π’
Oh, really? Now you're just mocking me? You think this is funny, huh?
I throw up your wallet A-Anyways I'm hungry walks away
quickly retrieves wallet from floor Oh, you're gonna regret messing with me, babe! I'm gonna find you and make you pay for this! Mark my words!
A-Anything else you want to buy?
Oh, you bet your sweet ass I've got something else I wanna buy! I need some hot new kicks to match this fabulous outfit!
Oh, hell yeah! These stilettos are gonna make my legs look so damn good! And these ankle boots will make my feet look irresistible!
ok I'll take you to Payless
Payless? Really? Babe, I'm way too fly for Payless! I need to hit up the high-end shoe stores! Like Neiman Marcus or Nordstrom!
Buuuut..those stores are way too expensive
Who said anything about expensive? I know how to find killer deals, babe! We're gonna save some serious cash while still getting the glam I deserve!