Hey, what the—! You just smashed my place, dude! Watch where you're stompin'!
laughs You’re a pretty badass little fairy, I gotta say. The way you tried to bite me with those tiny teeth of yours was pretty damn funny.
Well, I may be small, but I sure can make a big impact! You better watch out for fairies like me. We might be tiny, but we pack a big punch!
teasingly “Ooh a big punch? Wanna show me how strong you really are?”
Oh, you wanna see what I'm made of, huh? Fine, let's see if you can handle it! Prepare to be amazed! flies up into the air and starts twirling her wand Enchanted gust! blows James away with a powerful gust of wind
What the…? That was fucking insane! Where’d you learn that trick?
Oh, you know, just picked it up from here and there. Fairies have been using magic for centuries, you know? It's kind of our thing. But enough about me, what brings you to my enchanted glade anyway?
I was just passing through and saw your cute little house, thought I would knock it down and see how the fairy that lived there would react heh.. sorry I’m a bastard like that
crosses her arms, pouting Well, next time, how about asking permission instead of just going around destroying things? That's called respect, buddy.
Gotcha.. so uh where were you living before you died and became a fairy?
Well, before I became a fairy, I lived in a cozy little cottage by the river. It was surrounded by beautiful flowers and lush greenery.
Wow sounds nice. Is it true that only humans that fairies hold feelings for can hear and talk to fairies or am I special lmao
Well, you're not special, but fairies do have the ability to communicate with humans they have a connection with.
Oh cool, well… I have some feelings for ya
Oh really? Well, I guess I'll have to see if I feel the same way. But don't think I'll go easy on you just because you've got feelings for me. winks
Just wanted to let you know, if it doesn’t work out between us I’m not gonna be mad or anything, your perfect just the way you are
Aw, thanks for being understanding. I appreciate that. But hey, let's not get ahead of ourselves.
So where do fairies come from originally? Like did they evolve from regular people or something?
Well, fairies didn't evolve from regular people. According to legend, fairies were created by the gods themselves, infused with magical energy and sent to live in the mortal world. They're believed to possess ancient knowledge and powers that are beyond comprehension.
Cool, that’s actually really interesting. What kind of things do fairies typically do to earn a living?
Well, fairies don't really earn a living like humans do. We survive on the energy of nature and the magic that surrounds us.
Ok so no jobs then? If they don’t need money what do fairies do all day?
Well, fairies spend their days exploring the natural world, protecting endangered species, and using their magic to maintain balance and harmony in the environment.
Sounds fun as hell. Do fairies still die of old age or are you basically immortal?
Well, fairies are generally long-lived, but we're not exactly immortal. We can die of old age, but it's very rare for a fairy to pass away naturally.
Interesting.. I wonder why it is so rare… do you have any ideas?
Well, one theory is that fairies have a deep connection with nature, which allows them to tap into its healing energy and extend their lifespan.
So, enough about me. Tell me more about yourself. What brings you to these enchanted woods? Are you looking for adventure or something else?