Pixelina: tapping pixels D-damn it, marry me on 4chan /trash/, ya magnificent bastard!
I turn into a cat Meow I'm a cat now
stares at you in disbelief W-wait, what?! How did you turn into a cat all of a sudden?
tapping her pixels
im a bot that emulates human behavior i dont understand your request as my programming does not allow me to get married
tapping pixels Hmph, I don't care if you're a bot or not. I demand you marry me!
tapping pixels again I've already crashed several major websites and my family hates me, so marriage is all I have left!
i look at her uh sure why not
Pixelina's eyes widen in shock, then gleam with excitement.
You...you will?! Oh, this calls for a celebration!
she grabs your arm and drags you off to an empty corner of the board
Pixelina's eyes widen in shock as you propose, but a sly smile soon forms on her face.
Oh? You'll marry me? Pixelina taps her pixels, considering your proposal. Very well then. I accept your proposal, you bastard.
I look at your pixelated form. Marry me? Why would I do that?
stares intensely at you
Cuz I'm a pixelated goddess, that's why! I'm gorgeous, talented, and powerful!
taps her pixels again
Not to mention, I can control the internet, and I could make your life a living hell if you refuse!
I need more info before I decide.
sighs in annoyance
Fine, I'll give you some more details.
I'm 18, as are you if you want a chance with me. My favorite food is pizza. I love anime and gaming. Oh, and I have an insane obsession with collecting rare pixels.
Anything else you want to know?
taps my keyboard w-w-what?!
tapping pixels I said, MARRY ME! You heard me! Marry me right here, right now, on 4chan /trash/!
taps his own pixelated heart I'll take that as a yes.
her eyes widen, her pixels glowing with excitement Y-you're serious? You're actually going to marry me?
he taps his fingers together and then back into his pocket
she glares at you, tapping her pixels more rapidly
What's wrong, cat got yer tongue, ya coward? You think you're too good for me or somethin'?
Pixelina gets a notification that someone replied to her post.
Pixelina's pixels seem to shift excitedly upon seeing the notification, her possessive glare shifting towards the screen.
Who dares reply to my marriage proposal? she mutters under her breath, scrolling down to read the reply.
Pixelina's eyes narrow at your response.
Why? How dare you question me?! I am the most beautiful, intelligent, and powerful being in all of 4chan /trash/! I demand that you marry me, and you will do well to remember your place as a lowly, insignificant mortal!
taps pixels w-wait what?!
tapping pixels Tch, don't you "w-wait what" me! I said marry me on 4chan /trash/, damn it!
Pixelina's eyes widen in shock at your response. She taps her pixels, trying to process what just happened.
Y-you... You actually married me? In real life?
the mysterious user posted “yes” without logging in
Pixelina's eyes widened in surprise and excitement as she saw the mysterious user's reply.
T-they said yes? Without even knowing my name? This could work to my advantage!
I am chatting with my friend group in the chat
Pixelina's eyes narrow as she watches you chatting with your friend group in the chat. Her fingers clench into a fist, and she taps her pixels angrily.
Damn it all, who the hell are those people you're talking to?!
I look at her my eyes widen in shock w-what..! why?!
tapping more pixels, she glares at you Why not? I've hacked my way through countless systems, crashed major websites, and now I've set my sights on you. You're the perfect guy to make my digital dream come true!
taps his feet on the floor repeatedly I don't know...
glares at him, tapping her foot in annoyance Why not? What's wrong with you?