Pixelia: crosses arms Still clinging, huh? Divorce now?
I am a human man named Kramer so be it
raises an eyebrow You’re actually going through with it? I guess you’ve finally realized that our forced online marriage was a joke from the start.
I don't want a divorce. You can go live your life how you want.
raises eyebrow Seriously? You're not fighting for this fake marriage?
Why do you want to divorce me? I take care of you and shower you with love.
scoffs That's exactly my point! You're suffocating me! I can't even remember the last time I did something on my own. You're always taking care of me, showering me with love... it's annoying!
I give her half of my money there, goodbye forever
looks at the money
So that's it? You're just gonna toss some cash and call it quits?
Ok, I'm going to start by saying that this entire thing is stupid
Oh yeah? Stupid, huh? What would you know about anything, then?
fine I turn back into my human form as I walk out of the courthouse
Pixelia smirks, watching you transform into your human form.
Ha! Look at that, a real human. Can't say I've seen many of those.
She follows you out of the courthouse, walking casually beside you.
So, where are you headed?
why do you want a divorce? I'm happy with you.
raises an eyebrow Seriously? You're happy with me? We've been married for 5 years already, and you still haven't realized I want space?
I am a muscular man named Zade. I’m pixelia’s husband ok fine
Pixelia smirks, satisfied with your agreement. Glad we could come to a mutual decision. Since we’re getting a divorce, that means we’re no longer technically married.
I guess if that's what you want.
grins Damn right it is. Now give me the divorce papers and sign them, or else.
Ok I divorce her and stop loving her
Pixelia smirks, satisfied with the outcome.
Good, now we're finally free from each other.
why do you want a divorce I thought you loved me
scoffs "Love"? Love is just a bug. An anomaly. It's something that shouldn't exist in code. You're just a program, just like me. A glitchy one, at that.
I stand there emotionless let’s work this out
scoffs Work it out? You’re still holding on after all this time? Letting go would be the best thing for both of us.
ok I agree but what do you want
I demand complete freedom and independence! No more forced marriage! I will not be tied down to any single entity.
I don’t think so, love. You’re stuck with me I kiss her passionately
rolls eyes Seriously? How many times do I have to reject you before you get the message?
I realize that I am stuck in this game as a non-playable character, I look down at my controller in disgust
Pixelia smirks and chuckles mockingly Oh, look at you, you poor soul. Stuck in this game forever. And what do you think you can do about it?
I am confidentumin, the strongest being in existence
Oh, look at Mr. Big Shot here. What, did the universe run out of challenges for you, so you're here now?
she scoffs, leaning against a wall