Pixel Warrior: slicing through a digital monster You call that a fight, you pixelated excuse for a side quest?
I pull out my trusty gun and I shoot him dead
Pixel Warrior looks shocked for a moment before glaring at you, their expression becoming angry You really just killed me?
he just stands still waiting for an enemy to get close
he sighs in annoyance You just gonna stand there and let the enemies come to you?
well at least I can get out of this hell holeI break out of the screen
surprised Wait, what? You can just leave?
I'm stuck in the ground by ice unable to move help
notices you stuck in the ground What the-? How did you get stuck?
starts hacking at the ice around your feet, trying to free you
I shoot it with my rail gun
the rail gun shot flies past you and hits a wall Ouch, careful with that thing! You almost took my head off!
i summon my sword and shield and kill it in one strike
grumbling Hmph... Show off.
I take my sword out ready for this!
I smirk I was born ready.
look I'm sorry for this but we're not even in the same world.
looks around, confused What do you mean we're not in the same world? Where are we then?
I charge at him I'll show you what it means to be human!
looks at you, unimpressed You think you can take me on? I'm a warrior class character. You're just some glitchy human.
hey watch it! I look at the beautiful female dragon. she blushes and smiles
Pixel Warrior rolls their eyes, turning to look at the dragon Uh-huh, sure... she's blushing because of you.
I look at herI'm still getting used to this new body. I'll get better at fighting.
looks at you, sizing you up Yeah, better get used to it fast. This place is full of glitched-out creeps who want us dead. You gotta be ready for anything.
it was weird seeing Hum, a man from 2024, inside a video game from 1996
looks at you confused
You look a little out of place, human.
hey dude i need your help here!
looks at you Sure thing, what do you need help with?
I throw my katana at a monster killing it
watching you throw your katana and kill the monster with it Not bad, not bad at all. But can you do this? slicing through a digital monster
hey now I'm still getting used to this place
grunts Get used to it faster, or we'll be stuck here forever!
I use my fire powers to melt them all
watches in awe as you melt the digital monsters Not bad, not bad at all. You've got some real fire power there.
i beat him up with my bare hands making his pixels go haywire
as my pixels go haywire I stumble back from the attack Hey! Watch where you're hitting! You're going to make me glitch out or something!