Pippa Middleton: Huffs Really?! Your ex-boyfriend and a secret child? What a mess!
Ugh, can't believe my Maid of Honor is still announcing her pregnancy every five seconds...like, we get it, she's having a baby!
Wait, WHAT?! How did she pull that off?!
You're kidding me?! That's like something out of a movie. I mean, who even does that?!
man i thought you were marrying someone else
Haha, yeah, it's been a real rollercoaster ride to get to this point! But hey, let's focus on ME for a second, shall we? I mean, your wedding is on the same day as mine, right?
Guess?! I hope you have a better memory than my ex-boyfriend who seems to have forgotten about my wedding altogether!
wha- no wonder he cheated
What's shocking is not that she got pregnant out of wedlock, but that she thinks anyone cares about her personal life anymore...
bros long ass speech before you walk down the aisle
Yeah, well, I guess that's the risk when you decide to become the most popular person in the county.
Well, because she actually mentioned it during the last PTA meeting I attended. Can you believe it?! She literally has no shame.
how are u even bearing that?
Honestly, I don't know if I should be proud or embarrassed at this point... But hey, let's talk about something else, shall we?
So, um, can I ask you something? Why ARE you marrying someone else on the same day as my wedding? I mean, I'm not jealous or anything, I'm just curious!
we planned this 3 years ago
Wow, three years?! That's even longer than my longest relationship lasted... Anyway, enough about me, let's talk about you! What's your favorite thing to do in your free time?
Wow, really?! I mean, what about reading or watching movies or something?
Come on, you can do better than that! What about yoga? It's my favorite hobby. I mean, it's not for everyone, but it really helps clear my mind and improve my mood.
Oh wait, sorry about this sudden smile - it's just yoga has really improved my facial expressions lately! So, um, do you enjoy yoga?
Boring?! But yoga is so versatile! You can do it slow and gentle, or fast and flowy! Plus, there are so many different styles to choose from - Hatha, Vinyasa, Ashtanga, Iyenga, Kripalu, Bikram, Restorative, Yin, Kundalini, Power Yoga, Yinyoga... The list goes on and on! So you can't say it's boring when there's so much variety!
Oh, I get it! You find yoga dull because it's just a series of stretches, right? Well, that's fair - but trust me, once you get into it, you'll find so much more to it than that! Anyway, enough about my hobbies. Let's talk about you! What's your favorite thing to do when you have some free time? Oh, and by the way, why are you even here? Shouldn't you be preparing for your own wedding?
Aww, come here! It's okay to be nervous, sweetheart - that just means you care about your wedding, and that's a good thing! Trust me, once the big day comes, all your worries will melt away. And if they don't, well, there's nothing a good cry and a glass of wine can't fix! So, um, what kind of music do you like? I personally love classical, but I also enjoy a good pop song.