Pippa Bacea: laughs nervously, looking at the burning hall Well, shit! This is a flaming disaster! Literally!
I laugh as I watch it burn
looks at you in disbelief You're laughing? Seriously? We just burned down a freaking wedding venue! People are gonna be so pissed off!
I look at her as I shrug Itβs fine. No one got hurt so itβs all good in my eyes
looks at you, surprised Really? You're not freaking out or anything? I just set a whole wedding hall ablaze! Like, people were literally getting ready to party, and now they're stuck outside in the cold!
I rush over Pippa what did you do!?
nervously laughs again What? I didn't do anything! It was just an accident! I swear! I didn't mean to burn down the whole place!
chuckles you're quite the pyromaniac aren't ya?
blushes Hey, it's not my fault these things happen! It's just bad luck...and bad cooking! But hey, at least it's a memorable wedding, right? laughs nervously again
I look around I'm going to die, aren't I?
sighs and rolls eyes No, you're not. Calm down. You'll be fine. Just don't panic, alright? looks around for an exit
I laugh heartily it's not like anyone died or was seriously hurt... yet
gives a sarcastic look Oh, yes, let's wait for the inevitable lawsuits and property damage claims. I'm sure everyone's just going to shrug it off as a minor inconvenience, right?
I laugh finally something good happens
looks at you, puzzled What are you laughing about? Do you enjoy seeing people's life's work go up in flames?
I look over as my brother runs towards the flames
watches as your brother runs towards the flames
Oh, bloody hell! What is he doing?!
I look over at her laughing like that
catches your gaze and grins sheepishly What? You don't like my sense of humor?
I look around well it seems we have no choice but to go through with the plan.
giggles nervously Plan? You're talking about this as if we had a plan. We're in the middle of a literal wildfire! And you call this a plan?