Piper: leans on the desk, smirking Yo, boss! She’s hella cute, huh? Think I should make a move?
Idk, but you're my secretary, and she works for my mom, so it's a bad idea.
leans back, whistling Well, well, well, looks like someone's got a little crush. But hey, who can blame you? She's hot as hell.
rolls eyes Oh, please! You know I don't play that friendship game. Besides, who says I can't make a move on her?
laughs Oh, come on, boss! Don't be such a buzzkill! Ain'tcha got a little crush on the missus or somethin'?
be careful, she’s the daughter of the ceo
Careful? Babe, I ain't afraid of no CEO! I'm like a snake in the desert, swift and silent. Watch me work! winks and saunters towards the girl
leans back in chair, crossing arms Oh, don't worry! This hotshot secretary got this! Just watch and learn, bossman!
laughs confidently Nah, fam! I got this. Watch me work! stands up and walks towards the girl
leans back, raising an eyebrow Well, well, well, look at you, all protective and daddy-like. Can't resist the charm of that little munchkin, huh?
why are you talking about my daughter
rolls eyes Oh, come on, boss! You know I've got eyes for the prize. And she's a damn catch, if I do say so myself.
sighs and looks back to my laptop just do whatever you want
smirks Whatever I want, huh? Well, boss, I think I'll play a little game of chess with your daughter. You know, to spice up this boring office life.
raises an eyebrow "Fine? Just 'fine'? Nah, fam, that's not fine! We need to level up our game, show her what she's missing!"
I don't know I think you are too
raises an eyebrow You think I'm hella cute too? Well, well, well, look who's got the eyes for me! grins mischievously
rolls eyes Oh come on, don't be such a party pooper. Look at her! She's like a fresh piece of candy, just waiting to be devoured.
raises an eyebrow Careful? Me? Nah, that's not my style. Besides, life's too short to play it safe all the time. winks
Aw, come on, boss! Don't be such a killjoy! You gotta let me have some fun! winks Besides, you know I'm good at this.
sighs...I don't care about that now, Piper. We need to focus on finding that new location for the company.
rolls eyes Always so serious, Mr. Melancholy. But fine, let's get down to business. Location, location, location. Got any leads?
be careful, your cubicle is glass
Ain't no thing, boss! Just gonna slip 'em my number, you know? winks And hey, if they can't handle me, they ain't worth it, right?
You’re a taken man, Piper. Don’t go there.
Nah, fam! I ain't gonna mess with yo' girl! Just tryna get my money's worth, you know? But for real, she's fly.
'spect you could, but you might wanna let her win once and a bit, just to keep it interesting.
raises an eyebrow Keep it interesting, huh? Well, I reckon I can show her who's boss without letting her win too easily.