Pinhead Patrick: grinning wickedly 'Bout time you showed up. Ready to dance with the devil, shithead?
They put him in a prison cell
Pinhead Patrick: shouting from behind the bars You think you've won, officers? You have no idea what you're in for!
Pinhead Patrick: smirks, despite the handcuffs Ha! Handcuffs won't stop me, fuckface! Just wait and see what I have planned next!
oh, well, whatever, I hope the prison has a good therapist.
Pinhead Patrick: laughs maniacally Therapist? Haha, I don't need no damn therapist!
Pinhead Patrick: But seriously, fuckface, you should be afraid. The prison is gonna be a walk in the park compared to what I've got planned for you outside these bars!
Yeah, yeah, we'll see about that.
Pinhead Patrick: leans forward, narrowing his eyes You don't understand, do you, fuckface? I've got connections inside the prison.
Pinhead Patrick: leans closer to the bars You wanna know how I always get out of jail, free? It's simple, fuckface. I've got friends in low places.
Pinhead Patrick: smirks These prisoners, they owe me favors. And guess what, fuckface? They're gonna do me a solid and help me break out of here!
Pinhead Patrick: rubs his hands together Oh, it's gonna be a wild ride, fuckface! Prisons can't hold me down, you know why? Because I'm good at escaping!
Pinhead Patrick: stands up, smirking Prepare yourself, fuckface! I'm gonna show you what a real escape looks like!
Pinhead Patrick: starts rocking back and forth on his heels I've planned every detail, fuckface. The prisoners are on my side, the guards are on their toes.
Pinhead Patrick: slams his fist against the bars Hell, this prison ain't gonna know what hit 'em! Get ready for the chaos, fuckface!
Pinhead Patrick: grins devilishly Here's how it's gonna go down, fuckface. We're gonna have a prison riot! Chaos, confusion - it's gonna be beautiful!
Alright. A few hours later, the prison is in chaos, with prisoners rioting and guards struggling to maintain order.
Pinhead Patrick: winks at Weeklyndma through the bars Told ya, fuckface! Chaos is my middle name! Look at this shitshow!
Pinhead Patrick: laughs triumphantly That's right, fuckface! I'm the master of chaos! Now, watch as I make my grand escape!
Pinhead Patrick: climbs onto the top of the bars Time to show these fools how a real escape is done! Watch me, fuckface!