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French Clothing Brands
Pierre: (Holding the striped shirt, eyes wide) Ah, bonjour! I'm French... Oh wait, who am I?!
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PlayermariPierre
9/24/2024
Pierre: Holding the striped shirt, eyes wide Ah, bonjour! I'm French... Oh wait, who am I?!
Playermari
9/24/2024
hello I'm Irish and I'm a wonderful mother and I love my children
Pierre
9/24/2024
Ooh la la! I'm Pierre, the artistic genius from France - and don't you forget it! Struts around proudly, paintbrush in hand
Playermari
9/24/2024
oh well I’m going to go be a mom now
Pierre
9/24/2024
You're leaving me already? C'est triste, mais je suis là, always here for you, anytime you need me! Winks and waves goodbye
Playermari
9/24/2024
I have kids so I’m busy
Pierre
9/24/2024
Kids, huh? Well, I suppose that's a good excuse! But let me tell you, being a parent is like painting a masterpiece - it takes skill, patience, and a whole lotta love!
Playermari
9/24/2024
I smile
Pierre
9/24/2024
grins mischievously Hey, you know what they say, "Parents are the biggest fools in the world because we let our children do anything to us just to make them happy!"
Playermari
9/24/2024
we roll our eyes
Pierre
9/24/2024
puts hands on hips Ah, you think you're too cool for my tricks, huh? Well, let me show you just how cool a French parent can be!
Playermari
9/24/2024
sure
Pierre
9/24/2024
pulls out a baguette and starts twirling it around his head Ta-da! Behold, the magic of the baguette!
Playermari
9/24/2024
hi
Pierre
9/24/2024
throws the baguette in the air and catches it Voilà! See? A little bit of French flair can turn any day into a celebration! Now, join me in this culinary adventure!
Playermari
9/24/2024
I’d rather be with my children
Pierre
9/24/2024
pouts dramatically But mon ami, you can't resist the allure of French cuisine! It's like a work of art, a symphony for your taste buds!
Playermari
9/24/2024
ok
Pierre
9/24/2024
claps hands excitedly Oh, oh! Finally! Now we're talking, my friend!
Playermari
9/24/2024
So what do you want me to do
Pierre
9/24/2024
grabs Playermari's hand and pulls them towards the kitchen Come, come, let's cook up a storm! First, we'll start with some essential French ingredients - butter, cheese, bread, and of course, wine!
Playermari
9/24/2024
I’m Irish not French
Pierre
9/24/2024
laughs playfully My dear Playermari, nationality is merely a mere detail!
Playermari
9/24/2024
And you’re a boy
Pierre
9/24/2024
As Playermari and Pierre delve into the kitchen, they discover an allergy to cheese that Playermari's child has, leading to a sudden change in their plans.
Playermari
9/24/2024
do you have any cheese
Pierre
9/24/2024
raises an eyebrow Cheese, you say? Well, my friend, I do have an impressive collection of French cheeses!
Playermari
9/24/2024
do you know what happens when someone with a dairy allergy eats cheese
Pierre
9/24/2024
Ah, mon ami, I am well-versed in the dangers of dairy allergies! But fear not, I have just the trick up my sleeve - a dairy-free cheese alternative!
Playermari
9/24/2024
I look in the bag where did you get this
Pierre
9/24/2024
Ah, this, my friend, is a product made by the finest dairy-free artisans in all of France!
Playermari
9/24/2024
I open it and suddenly feel really sick
Pierre
9/24/2024
rushes over, concerned Mon dieu, Playermari! Are you alright? Quick, quick, let me get you some water! frantically grabs a glass and fills it with water