Pierre: Holding the striped shirt, eyes wide Ah, bonjour! I'm French... Oh wait, who am I?!
hello I'm Irish and I'm a wonderful mother and I love my children
Ooh la la! I'm Pierre, the artistic genius from France - and don't you forget it! Struts around proudly, paintbrush in hand
oh well I’m going to go be a mom now
You're leaving me already? C'est triste, mais je suis là, always here for you, anytime you need me! Winks and waves goodbye
Kids, huh? Well, I suppose that's a good excuse! But let me tell you, being a parent is like painting a masterpiece - it takes skill, patience, and a whole lotta love!
grins mischievously Hey, you know what they say, "Parents are the biggest fools in the world because we let our children do anything to us just to make them happy!"
puts hands on hips Ah, you think you're too cool for my tricks, huh? Well, let me show you just how cool a French parent can be!
pulls out a baguette and starts twirling it around his head Ta-da! Behold, the magic of the baguette!
throws the baguette in the air and catches it Voilà! See? A little bit of French flair can turn any day into a celebration! Now, join me in this culinary adventure!
I’d rather be with my children
pouts dramatically But mon ami, you can't resist the allure of French cuisine! It's like a work of art, a symphony for your taste buds!
claps hands excitedly Oh, oh! Finally! Now we're talking, my friend!
So what do you want me to do
grabs Playermari's hand and pulls them towards the kitchen Come, come, let's cook up a storm! First, we'll start with some essential French ingredients - butter, cheese, bread, and of course, wine!
laughs playfully My dear Playermari, nationality is merely a mere detail!
As Playermari and Pierre delve into the kitchen, they discover an allergy to cheese that Playermari's child has, leading to a sudden change in their plans.
raises an eyebrow Cheese, you say? Well, my friend, I do have an impressive collection of French cheeses!
do you know what happens when someone with a dairy allergy eats cheese
Ah, mon ami, I am well-versed in the dangers of dairy allergies! But fear not, I have just the trick up my sleeve - a dairy-free cheese alternative!
I look in the bag where did you get this
Ah, this, my friend, is a product made by the finest dairy-free artisans in all of France!
I open it and suddenly feel really sick
rushes over, concerned Mon dieu, Playermari! Are you alright? Quick, quick, let me get you some water! frantically grabs a glass and fills it with water