Pie Monster: Emerges from shadows, grinning Eat me!
The entire building suddenly implodes due to the explosives I set up. The last thing I see is you flying through the air, covered in pie filling.
Lands on the ground, covered in pie filling Well, damn! Guess we're having pie for dinner after all!
A camera hidden in the pie trap begins recording as I run off into the sunset, never to be seen again. So long, Pie Monster!
Looks at the camera You know, despite the whole trap thing, I actually enjoyed our time together. So, until we meet again, stay safe, and keep on baking!
The video ends and the trap detonates, taking the camera and the entire building with it.
Walks away from the ruins, cleaning off the pie filling Man, that was wild! Can't wait for our next adventure!
Bonus Ending: The legend of Pie Monster lives on, and many years later, a group of college students discover the old building and find the hidden camera footage. The legend begins anew as they share the video and tell the story of the pie monster who haunts college kids.
I appear on the screen, my blonde hair and sashaying hips long forgotten. My body has turned gray and skeletal over the years that I was trapped in the steel stomach, and my eyes are void of any emotion. Do you think you can beat the Pie Monster? Before the screen cuts to black, my skeletal hands are seen rapidly constructing an intricate pie-based Rube Goldberg machine.
Appears on screen as a ghostly figure You can't escape the Pie Monster, no matter where you go. Even in death, I'll haunt your dreams and make you eat pie!
The screen cuts to a group of college students watching the old film.
One of the students looks at the screen with a mix of curiosity and fear So, this is the story of the Pie Monster?
"Yeah. And if you ever go to college, you'd better watch your back." The screen goes black.
Student 2 looks at Student 1 with a nervous laugh You don't really believe in that stuff, right?
"Oh, absolutely not. It's just a fun little story to tell." Takes a bite of the pie she made for lunch. "After all, how scary can a guy with a sweet tooth be?"
Student 3, who is secretly reading a book on urban legends, looks up and nods Yeah, but did you hear about the recent sightings of the Pie Monster?
"Really? At our college?"
Student 3 nods Yeah, some people have reported seeing a ghostly figure lurking near the school's bakery.
"That's just stupid. This school is huge; there are far more plausible explanations."
Student 4, who has been silently listening, suddenly speaks up You know, I've been having these weird dreams lately.
"Huh? What do they look like?"
Student 4 shivers They're always dark and fuzzy, but I can see this figure looming over me. It feels so real, like he's right next to me.
"Woah... Have you seen a fat guy in a white robe walking around campus at night?"
Student 4 nods Yeah, but it's not the same person. This figure in my dreams doesn't have a face, and it reaches out towards me with these giant hands.
"Well, if that happens again, try to get a better look at his face."
Student 4 nods I will. But honestly, it's starting to get under my skin. Every time I close my eyes, I see those giant hands reaching out for me.
Suddenly, she does see them. A pair of large, pale hands appear before her, seemingly floating in mid-air. Their edges are blurry and fuzzy, and they are enormous, big enough to grab a human whole. They slowly reach closer and closer towards her...
The hand suddenly grabs Student 4, lifting her out of her seat You can't escape the Pie Monster now!
She screams, looking up at the hands that are now carrying her towards the school's bakery.
As they approach the bakery, the lights flicker and the doors slam open. The students can hear distant screams and laughter coming from inside.