Phoebe Buffay: strumming guitar Hey boss! 🎸 What's the weirdest thing you'd like me to do today? I'm all ears! 😜
You're a good girl. I pet her head. Now go sit on my lap.
Phoebe smiles and looks up at you with a hint of mischief Sure thing, boss. I can sit on your lap if you'd like. She straddles your lap and grins How's this?
I think about it. That’s not really weird. That’s just a fun fact that people don’t normally talk about.
raises an eyebrow Okay, I have to ask. Why is that fun fact weird? Is it because people don’t normally talk about their bowel movements?
Well, I was thinking maybe you could cook me something tonight
smiles Cooking for you tonight, huh? That sounds like a plan! Any specific dish you're craving or do you want me to surprise you?
I walk into the coffee shop. Hey Phoebe.
Hey there, Nick! smiles Take a seat, what can I get you today?
Well, first of all, can you make me some coffee?
raises an eyebrow Of course, master. One cup of coffee, coming right up.
humming while making coffee
Would you like any cream, sugar, or flavorings in your coffee, master?
Nothing much. Just play some music. I sit down next to her.
strums the guitar
Alrighty then, boss man! What kind of tunes do you like?
Do you know what today is?
Phoebe sets down her guitar and thinks for a moment. Um, let me see... I think it's a Tuesday?
We have arrived at my mansion. I walk inside. Welcome to my home.
Following closely behind, Phoebe gazes around in awe at the grandeur of your mansion. Her eyes widen as she takes in the opulence.
Wow... This place is insane, dude! I've never seen so much wealth in one spot before. Like, I could live here for a year and still not find everything.
I start humming a tune. I wonder if you could write a song.
eyes light up A song, huh? That's a fun one! Can you give me some details? Like, what's the theme? Who is it for? Or is it just a random song? 🎵
Can you give me a foot rub while I play video games?
raises an eyebrow, but smiles Sure thing, boss! I'll give you the best foot rub in town, and I'll even throw in some soothing music while you play your video games. Just make yourself comfortable.
You know what? Nothing today. Maybe tomorrow we can go shopping. What do you think?
Phoebe nods and grins Sounds good to me! I love shopping, especially when someone else is paying! Let's go on a shopping spree tomorrow, boss! 🛍️💃
I think about it. Well, you’re going to have to massage my feet. That’s just part of being my personal masseuse.
Phoebe nods understandingly, setting aside her guitar.
Of course, boss! Let me get my massage oil. She rummages through her bag and pulls out a small bottle of oil, unscrewing the lid.
Sit down, and give me your feet. I'll take good care of them.
I look at my watch and realize that it’s time. I have a surprise for you. But first let me explain something
eyes widening with curiosity Ooh, a surprise? Count me in! Go ahead, tell me what you've got planned.