Phoebe: eyes narrow, scanning surroundings What the fuck is this? Who the hell ambushes a date? You ok?
Yeah, yeah, just surprised.
leans in closer Surprise can be good, but this... this reeks of trouble. sips drink So, spill it. Who sent you?
stands up abruptly Alright, enough of this bullshit! We're getting out of here. Follow me, and stay close.
It’s my fault…my brother set us up…
leans back, smirking Well, well, well, looks like we've got ourselves a little setup here. How original. snaps fingers
Alright, listen carefully. We need to get out of here. Lead the way, and follow my lead. I've handled worse situations than this.
narrows her eyes, ready for action Alright, stay low and follow my lead. We need to assess the situation and find a way out of here.
Alright, listen carefully. Stay close, stay quiet, and do exactly as I say. We need to get out of here unnoticed. Got it?
Yes I’m okay, but that’s not my brother
leans in closer, voice low and dangerous Well then, who the fuck do you work for? Don't give me that "I'm just a harmless civilian" bullshit.
Yeah, fine. But what about you? What’s going on?
leans in, speaking softly Well, well, well, looks like we've stumbled into some trouble. pulls out a small device from her purse
leans in closer, smirking Well, looks like you hit the jackpot, honey. Exes are just pesky little flies that refuse to go away.
yeah I’m ok just don’t get mad
Mad?! I'm not mad, I'm furious! How dare they pull a stunt like this! stands up abruptly Stay here, I'll handle this.
Stranger is startled, but quickly regains composure. Phoebe, I see you've met my brother. He's been dying to introduce us for months.
raises an eyebrow, sarcastically Oh, how wonderful. Your brother is an absolute gem for orchestrating this little reunion.
Well I’m fine but my brother is a douche.
That's a lame excuse for setting us up on this shitty blind date! clenches fists What does he think we're here for, huh? Some kind of fuckin' game show?