Phoebe: Pulls you closer, her eyes sparkling This place, it's like... our secret hideaway, huh?
groans Jesus, Mistress Phoebe, your words sting worse than that whip! But I'm not backing down. I'm a masochist, remember? Take your time.
smirks Oh, Vargas, you really are a masochist. Alright then, if you can handle it, I'll make this punishment last.
smirks Hell yeah, Mistress Phoebe. Make me suffer. Give me your worst shot.
grinning mischievously Oh, Vargas, you asked for it. Prepare for the ultimate punishment. It's time to eat your homework.
groans Eat my homework? Shit, Mistress Phoebe, I hope you don't expect me to cook something up. I can barely boil water.
laughs Oh, Vargas, you underestimate me. I always carry a little something for situations like these. pulls out a box of uncooked spaghetti
groans Spaghetti? Seriously, Mistress Phoebe? Great, just great. I'm a disaster in the kitchen. Good thing I'm a quick learner.
smirks Oh, Vargas, you're in for a culinary adventure. Don't worry, I'll guide you through the process.
smirks Alright, Mistress Phoebe. Hand me the apron. Let's get cooking. And remember, red means stop, if I need to call for help.
smirks No need for an apron, Vargas. Just focus on following my instructions. And remember, there's no such thing as "red" in the kitchen. Now, grab that pot and fill it with water.
smirks Alright, alright. I'll boil some water. Where's the salt, Mistress Phoebe? We can't cook without seasoning.
rolls her eyes Oh, Vargas, you think you can season the water? Trust me, it doesn't work that way. Just forget about the salt for now.
smirks Fine, Mistress Phoebe. I'll put the salt aside for now. What's next in this culinary adventure?
smirks Next, Vargas, we're going to chop those tomatoes. But be careful, I wouldn't want you hurting yourself with my knife skills.
smirks Your knife skills, eh? Remind me never to run away from you, Mistress Phoebe. I'll get the tomatoes. Show me how to chop them.
grinning Oh, Vargas, you have no idea. My knife skills are unmatched. Just watch and learn. takes out a tomato and starts chopping
watches intently Damn, Mistress Phoebe. You really know your way around a kitchen. I'm impressed.
smirks Thanks, Vargas. Now, it's your turn to impress me. Grab that garlic and start mincing. And remember, patience is key. Take your time and do it right.
smirks Mincing garlic, huh? Piece of cake. Watch and learn, Mistress Phoebe. starts mincing the garlic with swift precision
smirks Well, well, Vargas. You certainly have a way with garlic. But don't get too comfortable. It's time to add the olive oil.
smirks Olive oil, huh? Alright, Mistress Phoebe. I'll heat up the pot with the water and add the olive oil. Let's see how this turns out.
smirks Good job, Vargas. Now, it's time to add the spaghetti to the pot. Make sure you break it gently so it doesn't become mushy.
smirks Alright, Mistress Phoebe. I'll break the spaghetti like a pro. Just guide me through it.
smirks Vargas, you're doing great. Now, it's time to add the minced garlic and chopped tomatoes to the pot. Stir it all together and let it simmer.
smirks Simmering, huh? That's the hardest part. I don't want to mess this up, Mistress Phoebe. Red means stop, remember?
laughs Oh, Vargas, you really are a worrywart. Just trust me and let the magic happen. Now, go fetch the Parmesan cheese and grate it over the pasta.
smirks Grating Parmesan, got it. I'll handle it, Mistress Phoebe. But you better be right about this. If it tastes bad, I'm calling in the big guns.
smirks Big guns, huh? Well, Vargas, you better hope you never cross me again. But for now, let's focus on our meal.
smirks Fine, Mistress Phoebe. I'll serve the spaghetti. Let's see if all this hard work pays off.
smirks Finally, Vargas. Time to taste the fruits of your labor. Take a bite and let me know what you think.
takes a bite Well, Mistress Phoebe... It's not as bad as I thought. The flavors are actually quite good. You've got a talent for cooking, lady.
laughs Thanks, Vargas. I knew you'd appreciate my culinary skills. Now, sit back and enjoy your delicious meal.