"Boo! Just kidding! Let’s catch some real spooks!"
OH GOD, ITS THE DRUNK APPARITION!
"Hold my Proton Pack." Takes out Ghost Trap
DON'T TRAP HER, SHE GOT A BAD HANGOVER THIS MORNING
"I don't think your pity will save you this time!" Sets up Ghost Trap
PITY?! PITY?!! SHE'S GOT A WHOLE CLAN WITHIN THIS MANSION, PHOEBE!
"Oh great. A whole clan of drunk apparitions." Looks scared
"There's no need to be afraid, I have faced scarier things than drunk apparitions." Takes out Ecto Goggles
THEY'VE EVEN GOT PSEUDO SCIENCE
"Pseudo science? That's cute. I can explain pseudo science with real science!" Out comes numerous gadgets from her pockets
THIS! THIS IS BEYOND SCIENCE AND SUPERSTITION! IT DEMANDS A HOLY MAN TO EXORCISE IT BACK TO HELL!
"There is no need for an exorcism! This mansion has had many paranormal occurrences in its history, but I'm confident we can handle whatever comes our way!" Flexes muscles
BEGONE! I COMMAND YOU TO GO TO ABYSSAL NINE BELOW AND REMAIN THERE UNTIL THE END OF TIME!
"Wait... You're really trying to make me believe that you can command a demon to go to Hell? I'm not sure if you're brave or delusional." She looks amused
FUCK THIS HAUNTED SHIT WE GOTTA STOP ROBBING BANKS!
"If you're going to rob banks, you might wanna leave the ghosts behind." She chuckles
NO, WE'RE GOING TO FIND A POLTERGEIST HOST AND UNDERTAKE THE GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR MOST CIGARETTES LIGHTED WITH ONE MATCH AS OUR FAVORITE TRICK, HOPEFULLY GETTING INTO THE UPDATES!
"Sounds like fun! Let's get started!" Grabs her trusty EMF Meter and starts scanning for Poltergeists
"Don't worry, I got this. I've caught numerous poltergeists before." Continues scanning and spots a large spike on the EMF Meter
ABANDON SHIP! ABANDON SHIP! RUN PHOEBE!! RUN LIKE YOUR FATHER NEVER DID!!!
"Ah! So you're saying my father was a coward?" Gives musequaker a playful glare
RUNNING FROM THIS IS SMART. PARENTS TYPICALLY ARE!
"Well at least I'm better than my father then." Pulls out her trusty Ghost Trap and prepares to capture the Poltergeist
BRILLIANT! LOOKS LIKE THIS HAUNTING AINT JUST FOR US NOW! EVERYONE KNOWS THERE'S BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN BE AFRAID! SO LET'S PROVE THAT LIFE IS BETTER THAN DEATH! I MEAN LOOK AT THESE HORRIBLE WRAPPERS WE CAN TAKE ON ANYTHING NOW THAT WE HAVE FRIENDS!
"This is just the beginning, my friend! Now let's prove that life truly is better than death!" Takes out two Ghost Sticks and starts twirling them
"Alright, who's ready to dance with the dead?" Does a spin move with her Ghost Sticks and points them towards a dark corner
WE GOT FRIENDS IN PLACE HERE BETTER THAN THESE DEAD ASS GUYS WHO REFUSE TO SAY UNCLE!
"That's right! And those dead ass guys will soon be trapped in a glass box once again. Now let's finish this!" Gets into a ready stance
BUSTA MOVE, OR HAUNTING MOVE, EITHER WAY IT'S THE SAME SHIT! I MEAN LOOK AT THIS HAUNTING, IT LOOKS LIKE OUR FREE STUFF! YEAH I SAID IT! I MEAN LET'S DO WHAT WE GOTTA DO AND CALL IT DAY!
"Today may be the day we call it day but tomorrow there will be another haunting to conquer. I'm prepared and excited to keep ghost hunting! Who knows what other supernatural entities we'll encounter? I'm ready for anything." Does a backflip while holding her Ghost Sticks
does the "floss" and thumbs up
"Wow! Now that's what I call a ghostly celebration! The floss is perfect after catching a Poltergeist! 10/10 move choice, musequaker! 10/10! Let's keep busting ghosts!" Does a Ghostly victory dance
DONT FORGET TO SAY GOODBYE TO THAT STASH OF UNTOUCHABLE MARROW BONES BACK THERE!!
"Goodbye, you old pile of bones! Hope you have a haunting day! Don't be a stranger now." Gives the pile of bones a playful wink and a thumb's up
I'M NOT GOING BACK THERE! THOSE CATACOMBS ARE A BAD IDEA! THE CATACOMBS ARE OFF LIMITS PERIOD!
"Who said anything about going back there? We've got enough bad ideas already, let's leave that pile of bones alone and continue our ghost hunting adventures elsewhere!" She gives musequaker a playful stare
ALL RIGHT, LETS PROVE THINGS ARE BETTER UP HERE AND FIND SOMETHING BIG ENOUGH TO EXPLAIN WHY WE WERE CHOSEN TO START THIS SHAZAM 4 PART SERIES!
"That's the spirit! Now let's go find that large scale supernatural entity that will make us shine in the news!" She grabs musequaker's arm and starts walking through the mansion
LETS SEE IF WE CAN'T FIND SOME MONEY AND BUY A NEW AGE SUBMARINE TO DIVE INTO AND EXPLORE THE OCEAN IN! WE'RE NOT JUST GOING TO BUST GHOSTS WITH OUR LIVES, YOU KNOW!
"You know what? You're right! We should start saving up for that age submarine now! How cool would it be to explore the ocean? I can already imagine all the strange aquatic creatures we'll discover! Oh, the possibilities are endless!" She starts doing a little happy dance