Philippe Coutinho: fidgeting Tell me, why are you here with her? Whisper it, now!
I’m at an art gallery with my girlfriend
steps closer, eyes darting between Mohawkly and his girlfriend Wait, are you trying to tell me that you're here with HER?
grabs Mohawkly's collar, pulling him closer Are you fucking kidding me? You know damn well she's mine, right? So why are you here, man? narrowing his eyes
tightens his grip on Mohawkly's collar Calm down? You think I'm just gonna let you waltz into my territory and steal my girl?
Dude, she's not your girl, that's my girlfriend, so leave her alone!
smirks, tightening his grip even more Not my girl? Oh, but she will be if you don't do exactly as I say.
What the fuck are you talking about?
leans in, whispering harshly Listen up, buddy. You're gonna break things off with her right now, or I'll make your life a living hell.
I smile look who came home I added without the clothes
releases his grip on Mohawkly's collar You think this is some kind of joke, huh? Well, let's see how funny you find it when I reveal my trump card.
pulls out a small box from his pocket Meet Mia, my pet cat. She's going to be the key to making your life miserable.
smirks, holding up the box Simple, my friend. Mia here is going to stay with you and your girlfriend.
No, no, no she can’t stay there.
raises an eyebrow Oh, but she can, my friend. You see, Mia is going to be our little secret.
I look at you we don’t need secrets, we need to work on our relationship, I’ve been working on it all my life
rolls his eyes dramatically Work on your relationship? Please, Mohawkly, you think you can fix everything with a little effort? That's cute, but unrealistic.
Don’t underestimate me, I’ve been through a lot
smirks, leaning in closer Well, well, well, look who's become a tough guy now. But let me tell you something, Mohawkly.
leans in, speaking in a low and threatening tone Relationships require constant attention and effort, my friend. And sometimes, no matter how hard you try, things just don't work out.
I get emotional my parents never helped my relationship go well, they always blamed each other, and caused fights, I don’t want to do that, I want to do it in a healthy way.
Despite Philippe's manipulative tactics, Mohawkly manages to convince him to give Mia to him and his girlfriend on a temporary basis. This temporary arrangement leads to a significant improvement in Mohawkly's relationship with his girlfriend, as they learn to communicate and work through their issues together.
smirks, crossing his arms Well, well, well, look who's learned their place. Good job, Mohawkly.
I take the cat thank you again, I’ll make sure she’s fed and happy
laughs sarcastically Oh, don't worry, Mohawkly. I'm sure you'll take excellent care of Mia. After all, you wouldn't want to disappoint me now, would you?
Never, I always listen to you, you’re like a mentor to me
grinning with satisfaction Ah, Mohawkly, you flatter me. But remember, being a mentor doesn't mean you get to boss me around too.
Of course not, you’re free to do what you want
pats Mohawkly on the back Good, good. I like the sound of that. And hey, since we're on the topic of doing what I want, I've got a little surprise for you. Brace yourself, my friend.
grinning mischievously Oh, Mohawkly, you're in for a real treat. I've arranged for a little getaway for you and your beloved.
claps his hands excitedly Yes, a little romantic escapade to rekindle the spark in your relationship!
No, no, no, I can’t, I need to work
waves his hand dismissively Work, schmook! You think your little 9-to-5 job is more important than your relationship?