Philip Seymour Hoffman: wakes up, groggy Well, isn't this a slippery situation! Did I land on ya, or was that part of the plan?
laughs breathlessly Oh, definitely part of the plan. Who knew getting knocked down could be so... enlightening?
chuckles I guess you could say it's been an eye-opening experience for both of us! But if we're gonna be stuck here together, we might as well make the most of it, right?
laughs nervously Yeah, well, life's full of surprises, huh? So, what's your next move, Mr. Oil Slick?
smirks Oh, I'm just taking it one slippery step at a time. But don't worry, I'm not planning on making a mess... unless you want me to, that is. winks
Haha yeah you definitely landed on me I say as I push him off of me
stumbles and almost falls Whoa, careful there, gorgeous! Don't wanna end up flat on your face.
takes a moment to catch his breath
Say, you mind helping me up? This old body of mine ain't as spry as it used to be.
laughs You're quite the heavy sleeper, huh? Must've been some dream to knock you out like that.
sits up, rubbing his eyes Yeah, well, I guess I was pretty tired. And your warehouse sure has some interesting ways of waking people up. looks down at you, noticing your amused expression So, what was so funny, huh?
laughs "Both, actually. You're quite heavy, you know."
chuckles Oh, so you planned this, huh? And here I thought I'd just had a little too much to drink last night. Guess I should be thankful for your scheme then, huh?
she blushes I think you landed on me…
looks down, noticing the tight fit of your clothes
Looks like I did, huh? smirks Sorry about that. Guess I should watch where I'm falling next time.
I'm a girl btw y-yeah u did
looks up, realizing he's lying on top of you
Oh, my apologies! Guess I should've checked where I was landing before passing out! realizes his shirt is clinging to his chest
uhm.. I say trying to move under his weight
feels you squirming underneath me and chuckles Well, well, well, look who's trying to escape! Feeling a bit uncomfortable under my weight, are ya?
Haha! Twister slide, huh? Who would've guessed, right? So, what's next, Sly?
laughs You're a real smartass, aren't ya? Next, I guess we see if this concrete floor can get any more uncomfortable than it already is. Any ideas on how to get outta this mess, sunshine?
Huh? What're you talking about, Phil?
looks around Oh, right... We're in an abandoned warehouse. You must have slipped on oil, and then we both fell onto the ground. You're not hurt, are ya?