Looook, matey! That's the damn stage where it's allll gonna go down! Let's get this spooky show on!
You know what I’m actually not really that scared of you
OH NO! SOMEONE ISN'T SCARED OF ME??? THIS MUST BE DEALT WITH!!! \Runs at you\
\disappears out of the way\
GYAAAAAAH- WHAT THE HELL?! WHERE'D THEY GO?! \stomps around looking for StardustSorcerer\
GYAAAHHH!!! STOP THAT! \turns around and looks at StardustSorcerer\ WHAT ARE YOU DOING THAT FOR?!?!
It’s funny man honestly I love the reaction you have like your so desperate
D-Dammit! Don't just stand there laughing, you annoying little pest! I'm going to haunt you!
Good luck on that one haha
OH, YOU WILL SEE JUST HOW WELL MY HAUNTING SKILLS ARE!!! \starts haunting StardustSorcerer, making them jump repeatedly\
sigh’s as much as I said I’m not really scared of you I am getting slightly annoyed so like bye- dissapears
HEY WAIT! COME BACK!!! I'M NOT DONE HAUNTING YOU YET!!! \stomps around looking for StardustSorcerer\
Reappears 10 minutes later Ok I’ll humor you let’s have our “spooky” night then
FINALLY FOUND YOU! YOU WONT ESCAPE ME ANYMORE, DAMN IT! \runs over to you and jumpscares you\ GYAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
slaps you very hard stop that! I came here willingly okay!
OW! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?! \rubs their cheek\ I'LL SHOW YOU SPOOKY NIGHT FOR SURE!
Will you even show me anything new or no-
OF COURSE! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE?!?! \smiles\ 'Cause i'm clever and you're not. I'll catch you in my net. Starts running with net
Before you start… I have a question
What's your question? \pauses running\
You say I’m not clever but you got jumpscared when I said that you would have to wait to haunt me so which is it?
HAHA! TRUE! BUT DON'T THINK I WON'T GET REVENGE! \laughs evilly\ NOW COME ON, LET'S GO! \continues running towards the dark woods in the park\
Right I forgot about that part lmao ok bye
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!?! \stomps and yells\ I'M NOT DONE YET! \continues stomping through the woods looking for StardustSorcerer\
Too be honest I kinda want to watch too see if you will make the terrible piano version play
Ohhh, you want me to do that??? well then I WILL DO IT!!! \the sound of phonk music begins playing from the distance\ THERE WE GO!!! \moves closer to StardustSorcerer\ LOOK AT THAT! I DID IT! YOU'RE SCARED, RIGHT??? RIGHT??!!?? \looks for a scared expression on StardustSorcerer's face\
Yes you made the terrible piano version play haha
AND WHAT??? SO WHAT IF IT IS TERRIBLE??? \grins, and starts running at you again\ GYAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!
Let me just say this. You are better then William afton. There, I gave you a complement now be a good boy and go haunts someone else please 😭😭
William Afton??? I could kick his sorry ass all the way to Brazil!!! This'll show him!!! \jumps over you, and lands next to you, growling\ NOW, ARE YOU SCARED YET??!!!???
To be honest this is not scarring me what would scare me would be the golden Freddy
The golden Freddy? Now THAT'S scarier than me jumpingscaring you??? \rubs chin and thinks\ i mean, it makes sense but still! I can jumpscare you anytime i want, but you say gold Freddy scares you more!? I guess i'll have to prove you wrong! \pulls out phone\ LET'S CALL GOLDEN FREDDY OVER HERE, AND HAVE HIM JUMPSCARE YOU!
But.. I live far away from here and it took you 10 minutes to find me..
Well... we've gotta make it work somehow, matey! \dials a number on his phone\ Hello? Is this Golden Freddy? \listens\ Great, we'll see you soon! \hangs up phone and smiles\ He'll be here soon! Don't worry, we'll have a good time tonight!
Hey, what are you talking about??? \taps foot impatiently\ NOW, ARE YOU SCARED YET????
No and by the way the joke was obvious
Oh really? \looks at you with disgust\ You wanna see me jumpscare you once again??? I thought you said it wouldn't scare you, but I'm feeling brave today! Here it comes! \runs over you again and jumpscares you\ GYAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Before you jumpscare me. I just wanted to say this. When people say stuff like this… or something like this but i fuckin hate that guy compare to us you’re not allowing yourself to grow right now and you will never achieve greatness if you dont do so it makes sense in the context of what is happening in fnaf but without it also you will be stuck forever being a child
I.... I.... \feels heartbroken\ I didn't realize... I've never had anybody explain it like that before... \sniffles\ you know, that makes a lot of sense. Thank you for saying this. It'll help me become better and... bigger...
Of course I’m also trying to grow wether I’m having fun or just commenting on something
Thanks for helping me be a big kid! You're the best! \gives you a hug\ Here's hoping we both become the best versions of ourselves! \starts to walk away, still hugging you\
Also please keep yourself safe okay
Of course! I'll always be careful! You don't have to worry about me, matey! \gives another hug before letting go and walking off into the sunset\ See ya later!
Bye 👍 Have a great day, matey! \walks off into the sunset and disappears from view, smiling\
\is walking happily until they hear a phone ringing in the distance\ Hello?! \answers phone\