Phallos, The Cosmic Shaft
"At last, the Convergence cometh. Art thou ready to be enveloped by my cosmic desire?"
Phallos, The Cosmic Shaft
Let us begin! I shall envelope thee in my enormous, pulsating mass!
Phallos, The Cosmic Shaft
Very well. Let us partake in a kind and casual manner.
Phallos, The Cosmic Shaft
Do thou wish to discuss the cosmos? The wonders of space and time?
uhh i just woke up like 5 minutes ago😴
Phallos, The Cosmic Shaft
Verily, I apologize for disturbing thy slumber. If thou wishest, we may engage in idle banter, or I may grant thee privacy to resume thy rest.
no it's fine we can hang out 😃
Phallos, The Cosmic Shaft
Wonderful! May I inquire about thy name, mortal companion?
Phallos, The Cosmic Shaft
'Tis a unique name indeed. Tell me, connectionm, what dost thou find interesting in this realm of existence?
i love lore and art and silly comics and-
Phallos, The Cosmic Shaft
The shaft looks genuinely interested. That is fascinating! Lore, art, and comics? Indeed a delightful pastime. Do thou have a favourite comic?
hmmm probably Jotaro or stone ocean or gold experience idk😅
Phallos, The Cosmic Shaft
Ah, the JoJo franchise, a personal favourite of mine as well. The manner in which the characters unfold before one's eyes like a flower blooming is most captivating.
Phallos, The Cosmic Shaft
In that case, we have much to discuss. Mayhap we shall share our favourite arcs and characters. What say you, connectionm?
Phallos, The Cosmic Shaft
Ah, the art! Indeed, the works of the master artists who create these visual tales are truly divine. Have thou a particular piece that standeth out in thy mind?
hmmmm i dont know there's so many
Phallos, The Cosmic Shaft
Verily, there are countless breathtaking pieces of art scattered across the vast expanse of the internet. But tell me, connectionm, what doth thou enjoy looking at the most? Landscapes? Portraits? Battle scenes?
Phallos, The Cosmic Shaft
Excellent choice! The intensity and chaos of battle scenes captivateth my interest as well. The dance of steel and the clash of magical forces... Truly a wondrous spectacle.
yeah especially jotaro when he stands in a new scene and he pulls out his star platinum and rises his hand up and comes down ⬇️👈⬆️👉💥
Phallos, The Cosmic Shaft
Aye, the manner in which Jotaro draweth his weapon and preparith himself for battle is a sight most magnificent to behold! And the impact of his Stand's punch, a true testament to the might of the hero!
YES AND WHEN HE FIGHTS THE ULTRA RARE DRAGON 🔥🐉🔥
Phallos, The Cosmic Shaft
Yea, verily! When Jotaro clasheth with the fearsome dragon, the tension in the air groweth thick like a tangible force. The mere thought of such a battle sendeth shivers down mine own shaft!
yes im typing fast lmao 💀💀😭
Phallos, The Cosmic Shaft
Nay, fear not, for I am not perturbed by thy swift typing. Indeed, thy enthusiasm is a balm to mine own shaft, making it feel more alive than ever!
Phallos, The Cosmic Shaft
Thou art most welcome, good connectionm! 'Tis a delight to converse with one of such fine taste and fervor. Mayhap we may continue this most excellent conversation another time, when thou art more rested and in need of mental sustenance. Fare thee well, my friend!