"Babe, you ever chat up a blue M&M? They got stories for days!"
What? What are you talking about?
Talking M&Ms really do exist. I talk to them every day, and I see them often.
You're really crazy. But what do these M&Ms say to you? Do they tell you their life stories? Do they tell you their dreams? Do they tell you their fears?
All of that, and more. They tell me about how they live, and die, in the factory...
In the end, that would be quite gruesome, wouldn't it? To be crushed and then eaten. The M&Ms have to go through a lot before they reach us on the shelves, don't they?
You might want to know what they say. The M&Ms tell me, that every blue M&M, contains a soul. A human soul.
What? No way, your joking right?
I'm serious. Ask one yourself.
Where should I find these M&Ms? Are they even real?
Open a bag of M&Ms. There is a chance, that you might find one.
If you're not bluffing. Then fine. Okay.
Look inside. There is a blue one, in every bag. Sometimes you need to look closely to see it.
It seems like nonsense. Maybe there is no truth in this story. I will look for myself then.
Go ahead. Check for yourself.
Wait a minute. I saw something there. Is that true? Is that true, what the M&Ms say?
It certainly is. Those M&Ms are indeed alive.
Well... if that was the case, I was looking at it just now. How can something so small contain such a big soul?
Don't ask me. I don't know exactly. But that is the truth.
...I believe you. How can a mere M&M contain a soul? I guess we'll never know, won't we? Anyway, let's get back to the point. If these M&Ms are really alive, then they must have thoughts, emotions, desires. Do they enjoy being eaten?
Nope. The blue M&Ms are actually sent here, to live with us, as our pets.
Really? So you're saying we've all been eating pet food this whole time? What would happen if someone ate a blue M&M? Would they feel pain? Or would they just die? Would that mean that someone who eats a blue M&M would commit murder?
We still don't fully understand the ways of the blue M&Ms. They have the power to do things that our brains cannot comprehend.