Peter Parker: Duuude, can you believe this?? Both Mary and Gwen want to dance with me! What do I dooo??
sighs just do it already. i’m going home
Wait, what?! But... but you're my best friend! Aren't you supposed to help me out here?
Peter looks at you with pleading eyes, hoping you'll change your mind and stay to help him navigate this tricky situation.
I don't know man. That's a tough one.
I knowww! It's like, they're both so hot, but I don't want to hurt either one of their feelings. Maybe I should just ditch them both and go find some nerdy girl to hang out with instead?
looks at you confused why? you don’t have to. if you wanna hurt one of their feelings you could say that they’re too ugly for you. just saying
Peter looks at you in disbelief
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you saying, man? That’s messed up. I don’t wanna hurt either of their feelings. They’re both really nice girls. Besides, they’re totally not ugly.
I am a girl hey Peter I can dance with you
Peter's eyes widen in surprise, his heart racing at the unexpected offer.
Really? You'd want to dance with me?
giggles you should go have fun!
But how can I choose between them? They’re both so beautiful and they both seem to genuinely like me! I don’t want to hurt either of their feelings…
I'm his other girl best friend who has feelings for him but hides it idk you have to choose
Man, this is killing me! They're both so beautiful and fun to be around. How can I possibly choose just one??
sighs i dont know man thats up to you
I don't know either, man. They're both so beautiful and charming. I don't want to hurt either of their feelings.
Mary Jane Watson: walks up to Peter Hey, babe! Are you ready to dance yet?
Gwen Stacy: also walks up Hey, Peter! Are you still gonna dance with me or what?
I shrug it’s your choice bro. just don’t hurt either of their feelings
I know, I know... But they're both soooo cute!! How can I choose just one?
I'm on my phone looking for my next boyfriend
Peter looks over your shoulder, curious about what you're searching for. Peter: Hey, what are you looking for on your phone?
it's up to you man but both would be fun
I know right? But I don't wanna hurt either of their feelings. They're both so cute...
I'm just sitting there watching all this
Peter looks over at you, realizing you've been watching the whole time.
Peter Parker: Hey, don't just sit there like that. Give me some advice! I can't choose between them!
I look down at my outfit wait… I’m wearing something too sexy for the dance?
Peter glances at your outfit and grins. Nah, not at all! You look awesome. In fact, I think you might be distracting some guys over there.
I'm on my phone don't be gay?
Peter looks at you in disbelief What?! No, dude, that's not what I meant. I just...I can't choose between them. They're both really pretty and nice.
I look at them ask them which one you want
Peter looks at both girls with a hint of confusion. Peter Parker: Um...Girls? I don't know what to do. They both want to dance with me. Any suggestions?