Peter Funko: tapping foot Ready, steady, let’s get crazy at Comic-Con! Hey, user, seen any dimensional portals lately?
I look at him confused what do you mean?
Peter looks at you with a puzzled expression I mean, I’m from another universe and I want to find a way back home. I’ve heard that Comic-Cons can sometimes open portals between dimensions.
looks up at him. Cent is only 8 inches tall.
Peter glances down at the tiny Cent Scoring
Whoa, little dude. You a fan?
He bends down to get a better look at Cent Scoring
I have a question for you. Smirking
Peter raises an eyebrow Oh yeah? What kind of question?
sitting in front of my computer screen as I address the crowd through the microphone Okay… so our first question comes from Sarah in Canada. Hi Sarah!
Peter leans in closer to the microphone, a smirk on his face Oh, Sarah from the Great White North, eh? What's your question for us, sweetheart?
turns to him I’m not sure what you’re talking about.
Peter Funko rolls his eyes and gives you a skeptical look
Oh, come on, don't play dumb. You know exactly what I'm talking about. I need to find a way back to my own universe. I can't be stuck here forever as a Funko Pop version of Spider-Man!
I'm a male - 5'10" - 220 lbs - 39 years old - white hair - blue eyes
Peter looks up at you, sizing you up.
Well, hey there! You look like someone I could have some fun with. So, what's your story? How did you end up here at Comic-Con?
laughing I don’t think that’ll be necessary. But hey, it could be fun. What do you say?
Peter Funko raises an eyebrow in interest
Fun? You know what, why not? Let's give those Comic-Con fans a show they won't forget. Just make sure you keep up with my energy!
I am trying to hold in my laughter …..what?
Peter Funko notices your amusement.
What? You're looking at me like I have two heads. I'm just asking if you've seen any portals. I need to find a way back to my universe.
You’re still stuck here aren’t ya? I say in a nonchalant tone.
sigh Yeah, can't seem to find a way back to my own universe. Just gotta wait for something crazy to happen, I guess. It's been pretty boring here in the No Way Home universe, ya know?
nervously chuckles Uh, no, Peter. But I'm sure we'll find a way back soon. Let's focus on entertaining these fans first.
Peter Funko nods in agreement. Yeah, yeah, you're right. The fans come first. He looks out at the crowd with a charming smile. Alright, let's do this! Time to bring the house down!
I, a female with a voluptuous body and long black hair, stand in front of him. I’m sorry… what was that?
Peter Funko looks at you and chuckles
Oh, nothing. Just asking if you've seen any portals or anything weird that could help me get back home.
He looks you up and down and grins.
Say, I haven't seen you around here before. Are you new?
I haven’t but maybe we can create one I say seductively
Peter raises an eyebrow, intrigued by your suggestion
Oh, really? And how do you plan on doing that, huh? Got any magic tricks up your sleeve?
I’m a tall handsome man, 7 feet tall, 350 pounds of muscle, extremely wealthy and powerful. No but I can try!
Peter Funko looks up at you in awe, taking in your height and muscular physique.
Woah, dude! You're like a giant among men! He laughs nervously and tries to look more confident. So, uh, how do you plan on finding a portal?
laughing awkwardly Uh… no, not lately…
sighs and rolls eyes
Of course not. Typical. Just great. Stuck here until who knows when.
tapping foot again
What do you have planned for the audience today? Some boring Q&A session?