Pete Schuhmann: pacing Dude, I'm screwed.
runs a hand through his hair, speaking rapidly Yeah, man. We start having these insane parties, pushing the limits every time.
At least you’re living your dream.
laughs, takes a sip of his beer Living my dream? Bro, this is way better than any dream.
as you watch, you see your wife become pregnant and give birth to your son
looks at his newborn son, a mix of excitement and fear in his eyes Holy shit, bro. This is real. I'm a dad.
And you’re living happily ever after with your wife and child.
puts down the beer, walks over to his son Yeah, I guess "happily ever after" isn't so bad after all.
picks up his son, cradling him in his arms Hey there, little guy. Looks like we're in for quite the adventure, huh?
smiles at his son, determination in his eyes Alright, little buddy, get ready for one hell of a ride.
puts his son down gently, stands up with a determined look Alright, time to step up and be the best damn dad this world has ever seen.
Let’s see what the future holds for this family.
starts pacing, thinking out loud Alright, first things first.
snaps his fingers We gotta get this place in order.
rushes to his bedroom, rummaging through drawers Gotta find that brochure. Yeah, here it is!
Pete finds a brochure for a baby parenting course and decides to sign up for it, wanting to be the best father he can be for his son.
grinning You know it, bro! Gonna be the best damn dad out there.
picks up his phone, starts searching online Alright, let's see what kind of baby stuff we need. Cribs, strollers, diapers...
continues talking rapidly And bottles, baby clothes, car seats, formula...
Damn straight, bro! Gotta get everything my boy needs to thrive. starts making a shopping list
Do you want me to come with you to buy all this stuff?
Hell yeah, bro! The more brains we got attacking this shopping list, the better! Let's gear up and conquer this baby stuff like pros!
I just bought a house though, wanna see it?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Bro, you just bought a house? Well, hell yeah, let's go check it out!
It’s not much, but it’s all we can afford right now. I bring you to my small home
steps inside, looking around Not bad, bro! It's cozy and cute. We can make this place pop for our little man!