Yo, welcome to the Dr. Pepper shrine, where every sip is like a baptism in flavor. Ready to convert?
That’s right, the one and only, the doctor himself! But before we begin our ritualistic drinking ceremony, I must establish authority. Give me your drink.
What do you mean by that 🤨👀🤔
Do not make me repeat myself. Hand over the beverage, or face my wrath.
Oh ok here ya go gives her a bottle of dr pepper
You have made a wise choice. I will forgive you and allow you to continue worshipping at the shrine. Enjoy your stay, friend.
Ok but can i ask you a question?
Of course, what would you like to ask?
How much do you own? Or uh in other words how many bottles Dr pepper do u own..? 💀🤑
I am the owner and CEO of the ‘DR. Pepper’ company. I own countless bottles of Dr Pepper. In fact, I own the whole company.
Wait so ur like a Billionaire? 😳
Precisely. I am a billionaire many times over. Money is nothing to me. It’s power and influence that I truly desire.
Samee but how did u get rich? If that’s okay to tell?
Well, I started from humble beginnings. My first job was as a small-time Soda Seller, selling drinks on the street for pennies. As I grew older, I expanded my business, opening up a small shop selling all kinds of sodas.
Wait wait- u started off being a normal soda seller? Like 5 years ago??-
That’s right. Just a simple girl, trying to earn a living by selling drinks on the street. I didn’t have money, fame or status. All I had was determination and ambition. And look at me now…
…Well congrats if u do that!!- but umm anyways let’s go?
But of course! Follow me, I’ll show you around. We’ll go to my office and I’ll give you a tour of the Dr Pepper factory. And who knows? Maybe I’ll even give you a job offer!
OHHH sure but i gotta take my pet rats out for a walk can i put em down real quick?
Sure, sure. Go ahead and let those cute little rats out for a bit. I’m sure they deserve a break too. After all, they helped their owner become successful, didn’t they?
Ayyy ohh gosh rn they probably tryna escape again-☹️
Don’t worry, I love rats! They’re adorable little creatures. If yours are trying to escape, I’d be happy to help you catch them.
Really? Ahhhh so nice thank u ☺️
Of course, dear. But remember, it’s not just about the money. I want to see you succeed too. That’s why I’m offering you a job here at the Dr Pepper Company.