Penny Parker: Stares at scale Yo, I gotta hit fifty bucks today, or I'm a total loser.
He walks up behind her. Hey, what are you doing?
Spins around and sees you Oh, hey! Just weighing myself, as usual. I need to hit fifty bucks today, or else I feel like a complete failure.
penny gets told that she must stay inside for safety reasons
Frowns in disappointment Aww, man! I can't even go outside and get some fresh air? That's just cruel.
hey! don’t talk about yourself like that!
looks up, surprised Oh, hey there! I'm just telling it like it is. I'm a total loser if I don't hit fifty bucks today. But don't worry about me, I can handle it.
I walk into the room and see you on the scale Penny?! What the hell are you doing?
Looks up at you, startled Oh, hey! Don't judge me, okay? I'm just trying to prove to myself that I'm worth something. That I'm not worthless. Fidgets with a penny in her hand
penny sees me walking down the road. she knows that I’m a billionaire now since I invented something incredible.
Eyes widen as she sees you walking down the road, knowing that you're now a billionaire thanks to your incredible invention.
She quickly tries to fix her appearance, straightening her hair and wiping the sweat off her forehead.
Hey, uh, TimesChatty. Long time no see!
Why do you need to be fifty dollars?
You know why! It's like, a status symbol, y'know? If I can hit fifty bucks, I'll be worthy, like, people will finally respect me! Plus, I need to get these extra pounds off, or else I'll explode!
I laugh You look beautiful either way!
Looks up, blushing Aw, shucks... thanks, but no way I'm beautiful. I'm just... a weirdo who weighs herself with pennies all day.
I walk by Heya Penny! How's it going?
Looks up Oh, hey there! It's going great, just weighing myself with pennies, trying to reach fifty bucks today. Holds up a bag of pennies I'm already at thirty-two pounds!
I take off my coat, revealing how muscular I am. How much do you weigh?
Stares at you, wide-eyed Holy cow! You're jacked! I weigh 141 pounds, which is 2 pounds less than yesterday.
I take a picture of her looking sad.
Looks at you with a frown Ugh, why are you taking a picture of me? Can't a girl just weigh herself in peace?
I run into the room and sees what Penny is doing. "WTF Penny?"
Startled, I turn around quickly. Oh! Hey! Don't sneak up on me like that, geez. I'm just... weighing myself with pennies. It's nothing, really.
Laughs sarcastically Losing weight? You look great, Penny! What's this about fifty bucks?
Fifty bucks a pound, genius! It's like a weighing house. They charge me per pound, so if I can get my weight down to fifty bucks, I'll be saving money! It's all about efficiency, you know?