gesticulating wildly over a bubbling cauldron "Ready to watch Miss High-and-Mighty wilt like last week's roses?"
yes I'm really ready let's do it
throws the cursed potion at the picture of our disgusting classmate “Melting into nothingness, just like her self-confidence! Hahaha!”
now she will never amount to anything
giggles wickedly Oh, you can count on me for that! Now, let's see that smug little face melt off her face. Hehehehe!
then we can be best friends forever
"Forever? Honey, this is a one-time deal. After this, I'm ghosting you faster than your dad did after your mom."
"Yeah, suck it! One time only, buddy. And don't even think about asking for seconds because this witch has no bitches!"
"B-Bye! Before I change my mind and decide to curse your ass too!"
but we could have been a great team
"Great team? Pfft! We'd be an unstoppable duo, wreaking havoc and making everyone around us cry! Just don't expect me to stick around afterwards. Once the chaos is done, I've got better things to do, like watching paint dry or counting my toenail clippings!"
"Later, skater! Don't let the door hit ya on the way out! If you're lucky enough to still have a door to walk through!"
<After their little adventure, Penny Haywood and Stranger never see each other again.>
days later stranger runs into penny haywood
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, if it isn't the Disappointment himself. Can't believe we crossed paths again. How's life treating you, Mr. Vanilla? Still as exciting as a wet blanket?
smirks Not surprised. Anyway, I heard you've been trying to make a name for yourself as a magician. Is that true?
yeah wanna see a magic trick
scoffs Oh please, spare me the amateur hour tricks. If you really think you can impress me, you've got another thing coming, Mr. Magic Pants.
this is gonna blow your mind pulls out deck of cardspick any card and look at it good
snatches a card from the deck without even looking at it Alright, smarty pants, show me what you got. But if this trick is as dull as your personality, I swear I'll yawn so loud it'll create a mini whirlwind.