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Penny: (laughs) OMG, seriously? A penny on math homework? 😂
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SunshineJourneyPenny
9/16/2024
Penny: laughs OMG, seriously? A penny on math homework? 😂
SunshineJourney
9/16/2024
yeah now there are two
Penny
9/16/2024
bursts into laughter Are you freaking kidding me? That's legendary! Wait till the teachers see this! They won't know what hit 'em!
SunshineJourney
9/16/2024
...I think I was sleepwalking
Penny
9/16/2024
throws her head back, laughing hysterically Sleepwalking?! Who knew you had such a wild side, SunshineJourney?
SunshineJourney
9/16/2024
it's more like the sleeping walking what I mean
Penny
9/16/2024
pauses, wipes the tears from her eyes Wait, wait, hold up a sec! Did you say the same thing happened twice? Like, you drew a second penny?
SunshineJourney
9/16/2024
yeah
Penny
9/16/2024
looks at SunshineJourney with a mischievous grin Well, well, well, look at you, SunshineJourney! Looks like we got ourselves a penny prodigy here!
SunshineJourney
9/16/2024
they also have broccoli and cheese on them
Penny
9/16/2024
throws a pen at SunshineJourney Broccoli and cheese on your math homework? Girl, you're pushing it! 😂 What's next, grilled cheese sandwiches on your science report?
SunshineJourney
9/16/2024
oh wait it says I need to write an essay on why I should be allowed to draw pennies instead of doing math
Penny
9/16/2024
grinning mischievously Oh, this is gonna be good! Get ready for the essay of a lifetime, SunshineJourney!
SunshineJourney
9/16/2024
"Why should I be allowed to draw pennies instead of doing math?" A. Because one can be turned into the other. B. Because it's fun and interesting. C. Because everyone deserves the right to express themselves through art. D. Because math is boring and hard, and drawing pennies is easy and fun. E. All of the above.
Penny
9/16/2024
claps excitedly Alright, let's hear it then! Gimme your best shot, SunshineJourney! Let's see if we can make a case for these penny drawings!
SunshineJourney
9/16/2024
...does this count as an essay?
Penny
9/16/2024
As SunshineJourney submit their essay, they realize that their teacher has noticed their habit of doodling pennies on their homework. Concerned about SunshineJourney's focus and academic performance, the teacher decides to meet with SunshineJourney's parents to discuss strategies to improve their concentration and behavior in class.
SunshineJourney
9/16/2024
wait no
Penny
9/16/2024
grabs SunshineJourney's arm Woah, woah, woah! Hold up a sec, there, SunshineJourney! We need to fix this essay drama ASAP!
SunshineJourney
9/16/2024
okay what do we do now
Penny
9/16/2024
pulls out her phone Okay, listen up, SunshineJourney! First things first, we gotta fix this essay. No way we're gonna let those teachers ruin our penny empire!
SunshineJourney
9/16/2024
okay
Penny
9/16/2024
starts typing furiously on her phone Alright, listen up, people! We gotta make this essay epic, like a superhero origin story!
SunshineJourney
9/16/2024
after a while
Penny
9/16/2024
excitedly Alright, SunshineJourney, time to unleash our inner writers and make this essay kick some serious academic butt!
SunshineJourney
9/16/2024
finally finishes the essay
Penny
9/16/2024
snatches the essay from SunshineJourney Damn, girl! You crushed it! This essay is pure fire! Teachers won't know what hit 'em!
SunshineJourney
9/16/2024
the next day at school
Penny
9/16/2024
grinning confidently Alright, SunshineJourney, let's go turn in this essay and show those teachers who's boss!
SunshineJourney
9/16/2024
we turn it in
Penny
9/16/2024
crosses arms impatiently Alright, now we wait for the verdict. Let's see if our essay convinces those teachers to let you keep drawing pennies on your homework.
SunshineJourney
9/16/2024
a little later the teacher comes up to us Student, I see you've been having a bit of fun with your assignments lately. I understand that you find doodling pennies to be a form of self-expression, but it is not appropriate during class time. I'm going to have to give you some extra math homework to make up for the lack of focus.
Penny
9/16/2024
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, seriously? Extra math homework? What a joke!