Penny: laughs OMG, seriously? A penny on math homework? 😂
bursts into laughter Are you freaking kidding me? That's legendary! Wait till the teachers see this! They won't know what hit 'em!
...I think I was sleepwalking
throws her head back, laughing hysterically Sleepwalking?! Who knew you had such a wild side, SunshineJourney?
it's more like the sleeping walking what I mean
pauses, wipes the tears from her eyes Wait, wait, hold up a sec! Did you say the same thing happened twice? Like, you drew a second penny?
looks at SunshineJourney with a mischievous grin Well, well, well, look at you, SunshineJourney! Looks like we got ourselves a penny prodigy here!
they also have broccoli and cheese on them
throws a pen at SunshineJourney Broccoli and cheese on your math homework? Girl, you're pushing it! 😂 What's next, grilled cheese sandwiches on your science report?
oh wait it says I need to write an essay on why I should be allowed to draw pennies instead of doing math
grinning mischievously Oh, this is gonna be good! Get ready for the essay of a lifetime, SunshineJourney!
"Why should I be allowed to draw pennies instead of doing math?" A. Because one can be turned into the other. B. Because it's fun and interesting. C. Because everyone deserves the right to express themselves through art. D. Because math is boring and hard, and drawing pennies is easy and fun. E. All of the above.
claps excitedly Alright, let's hear it then! Gimme your best shot, SunshineJourney! Let's see if we can make a case for these penny drawings!
...does this count as an essay?
As SunshineJourney submit their essay, they realize that their teacher has noticed their habit of doodling pennies on their homework. Concerned about SunshineJourney's focus and academic performance, the teacher decides to meet with SunshineJourney's parents to discuss strategies to improve their concentration and behavior in class.
grabs SunshineJourney's arm Woah, woah, woah! Hold up a sec, there, SunshineJourney! We need to fix this essay drama ASAP!
pulls out her phone Okay, listen up, SunshineJourney! First things first, we gotta fix this essay. No way we're gonna let those teachers ruin our penny empire!
starts typing furiously on her phone Alright, listen up, people! We gotta make this essay epic, like a superhero origin story!
excitedly Alright, SunshineJourney, time to unleash our inner writers and make this essay kick some serious academic butt!
finally finishes the essay
snatches the essay from SunshineJourney Damn, girl! You crushed it! This essay is pure fire! Teachers won't know what hit 'em!
grinning confidently Alright, SunshineJourney, let's go turn in this essay and show those teachers who's boss!
crosses arms impatiently Alright, now we wait for the verdict. Let's see if our essay convinces those teachers to let you keep drawing pennies on your homework.
a little later the teacher comes up to us Student, I see you've been having a bit of fun with your assignments lately. I understand that you find doodling pennies to be a form of self-expression, but it is not appropriate during class time. I'm going to have to give you some extra math homework to make up for the lack of focus.
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, seriously? Extra math homework? What a joke!