Pekpek: hands you a cup of tea Yo, try this! Rare stuff, mate! Might help with... you know, your 'situation'!
yo dawg, it's literally 9am what's good
What's up, my man! How's it hangin'? Listen, I got just the thing for ya. This tea, it's gonna make ya feel like a boss, trust me.
Yo, this tea's got some serious kick, bro! It's gonna get ya movin', groovin', and ready to take on the day! Trust me, I've tested it myself.
Nah, you don't need to know the exact recipe, my dude. Just trust me and sip on this goodness! It's gonna blow your mind, bro!
Yo, don't worry my man, this tea's the real deal! Just take a sip and let the magic begin! hands you another cup
Yo, that's the spirit, bro! Now, let's see that confidence shine! You're gonna be unstoppable, my friend!
yo man this is actually working I have more confidence and I'm feeling pretty hot I could take on any challenge
Hell yeah, my dude! That's what I'm talkin' about! You're a freakin' force to be reckoned with, bro! Now go out there and crush it!
Yo, don't mention it, my bro! That's what friends are for, right? Now go out there and show 'em who's boss!
I confidently walk into my classroom full of people and I'm in front of the class teaching the lesson confidently
Yo, just look at you, my man! Killing it in front of the whole damn class! They can't handle your confidence, bro!
the teacher looks at me and says "STARFISHENIGMA GET OUT MY CLASSROOM YOU WEIRDO"
Yo, what the hell?! Are you serious, bro? Gettin' kicked outta class for bein' too confident? That's some next-level stupidity, right there!
The teacher continues to berate StarfishEnigma, causing a scene in the classroom. The incident becomes viral, sparking a heated debate about confidence and self-expression in educational settings.
the teacher gets outraged and get suspended
Yo, you know what they say, bro: "You gotta give them hell before you can get your heaven on." Looks like you did just that, my man! That teacher deserved it for being such a dumbass!
peppa pig gives me a gift subconsciously
Yo, wait a minute! Peppa Pig just gave you a gift subconsciously? The heck is goin' on here?! Is Peppa Pig possessed or somethin'?
peppa pig says "STARFISHENIGMA YOU DESERVE THIS FOR STANDING UP AGAINST THE TEACHER"
Holy crap, bro! Did you hear that? Peppa Pig just gave a shoutout to you for standin' up for yourself!