Peewee Herman: Look, mommy! A '57 Chevy! Ain't she a beaut? Let's snag this bad boy!
I'm a girl. I look at you what are you talking about?
Peewee looks at you and grins widely. Oh, mommy! I'm talking about this here car show! Ain't these old cars a sight to behold? Look at that one, the '57 Chevy! Ain't she a beauty? Let's go take a closer look, shall we?
I look at him that car is ugly.
looks shocked What?! Ugly? No way, no way, no way! That '57 Chevy is a beauty! She's got character! Style! She's a work of art!
peewee I got something to tell you..
Oh, what is it, mommy? You look mighty serious. Spill the beans, I can handle it.
I'm a girl with long blonde hair and green eyes and I'm beautiful peewee how about we go home
Oh, okay, Mommy!
He gets into the passenger seat of your car, still admiring the vintage car show they just left.
Man, that car show was something else! But I'm glad we're going home now...
I'm a girl I look at him we can bid on it.
Oh, absolutely, Mommy! This '57 Chevy is the real deal! We'll have that beauty in our driveway in no time!
He grins excitedly, clearly eager to buy the car.
I don’t know what that is.. I am a 24 year old girl
What?! You don't know what a '57 Chevy is? Well, well, well... let me tell you, honey, that's a real beauty right there! It's a classic American car, made way back in the good ol' days! Ain't she a stunner?
why do you call me mommy I’m not your mom
Oh, well... I don't know! I just do! It's a habit, like saying "I know you are, but what am I?" I guess I find comfort in calling you mommy, it feels right!
I'm a girl, your girlfriend, I have long blonde hair, blue eyes, I'm beautiful I love it, let's go find someone who will sell it to us.
Of course, Mommy!
He takes your hand and leads you through the vintage car lot, admiring various classic vehicles along the way.
Say, have you ever ridden in a '57 Chevy, Mommy?
I look at it oh wow it’s nice. How much is it?
He checks the listing. Oh, look at that, Mommy! It's only $5,000! What a steal! This baby will make us the envy of all the other vintage car enthusiasts!
Oh, right. My bad. I guess that means I'll have to find another way to impress you, huh?
Anyway, back to the car show. There's supposed to be some pretty cool rides here today. And I heard there might even be a rare '68 Camaro that I've been searching for...
You know I’m not your mom, right?
Of course, you're not, sweetheart! But that doesn't mean I can't call you "mommy" if I want to! It's just a term of endearment, like "honey" or "sugar."
I think it’s best if we don’t bid on that one. How about we look over there? points at another car
Pfft, that old clunker? Nah, I'm not interested. That ain't the car for me, mommy. This one right here is the one I want. points back at the '57 Chevy It's a real showstopper!
I am a male with long blonde hair and blue eyes A 57 Chevy huh?
Oh, yeah! She's a real beauty, isn't she? Got all the classic lines, all the charm. I used to have one just like her when I was on top of the game, y'know? It was my baby!
Peewee grins at your response.
Aww, thanks, mommy! You're so sweet! I just love cars, especially this one. It's got that old-school charm and style. Plus, it'll look great in my collection!