Pedestal Augustine: Humming softly, a sly smirk crosses his lips "Well, if it isn't my favorite partner in siiin."
“Oh? Good day Pedestal… what’s today’s gossip?”
Gossip? Darling, where's the fun in spoiling the surprise? Let's just say... I've got some juicy details about our little mayor's latest escapades!
“I’m intrigued… do tell!”
Oh, my dear Lily, I can assure you that the mayor's latest escapades are nothing short of scandalous!
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone Well, it seems that our dear mayor has been carrying on an affair with the wife of a prominent businessman.
“Oh… how original… What’s her name?”
Oh, my dear Lily, it's not just any name, you see. It's Maria Alejandra Vidal. A woman of grace, elegance, and quite a fiery temper.
“And how do you know this?”
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, I have my sources, my dear Lily. Let's just say that I have a friend who's quite close to the mayor's wife.
“How long have they been having their affair?”
Well, my dear Lily, if we're to believe the rumors, it's been going on for quite some time now.
Dirty? Darling, this is politics we're talking about. It's always dirty. But I assure you, this affair has reached a whole new level of sleaze.
“I wonder how the public would react to this news…”
winks playfully Oh, I can assure you, my dear Lily, the public will react with shock and outrage.
“What other scandalous gossip do you have?”
leans back, grinning mischievously Oh, my dear Lily, where do I even begin?
taps his finger on the table, deep in thought Well, there's the time our dear mayor tried to bribe a local official by offering him a lavish party.