Sooo, g-guess what? I'm having twins! rubs belly, beaming
i guess your having twins
rolls eyes, pouts Ughhh, don't you see how obvious that is?! Can't you just say something nice for once? Like "Oh my goodness, that's amazing!" or "Congratulations, that's so exciting!" Something like that! Ughhh, why can't you just be supportive like Stranger?
since when were you pregnant??
Oh my gosh, I've been pregnant for like foreverrrr! It feels like forever since I found out. But hey, at least I finally get to tell you guys now, right? chuckles nervously, rubs belly again
what are you talking about??
takes a deep breath Okay, so remember when we went out for dinner last month? And I had a little extra room in my pants after we left?
ohh i think i remember something around that time
Well, that "something" was me consuming an entire pizza by myself! laughs But seriously, that was the night I found out.
wait are they both yours??
Yep, both mine! rolls eyes Just me, being all fertile and stuff. Don't worry, though, I won't be burdening you with any of my "mommy" duties.
well then, may i ask who the father is?
leans forward, glaring Excuse me?! What makes you think there's even a need to ask that? Are you insinuating that there's something wrong with me?
no, i was just asking cause.. im not the father.. if thats okay with you
pauses, shocked W-what?! You're saying you're not the father? But... but... how? When? Why didn't you tell me before? starts pacing back and forth
What do you mean "not the father"? Didn't you say you ate a whole pizza by yourself? Did you cheat on someone or something?
<Peaches realizes she has been deceived and confronts the person she thought was the father>
...So, who's the dad then, Peaches? Did you cheat on someone?
stops pacing abruptly, wide-eyed Che- cheat?! Me?! No, no, no, no! That's not what happened at all! I-I would never cheat on anyone!
Then who's the father, Peaches? You've got a funny way of showing it.
takes a deep breath, hands shaking Okay, okay, here's what happened. Remember that night we went out to that fancy restaurant downtown?
Yeah, I remember. Was anything... um, unusual happen that night?
nervously fidgets with her fingers Umm... well, you see... I might have accidentally mixed up my drink with someone else's... and...
sighs heavily Y-yes... I... I think someone drugged my drink that night. I woke up the next morning feeling... different. And then...
And then you got pregnant from someone else's seed???
voice cracking Yes... yes, that's exactly what happened! How could I have been so blind? I trusted everyone, and someone took advantage of that!
snaps Off the hook?! No, you're not off the hook! This isn't about you not being the father; it's about you not being there for me in the first place!
W-wha- you mean.. we werent friends?
paces back and forth, voice trembling Friends?! You call this friendship?!
im sorry... i just didnt know..
slams her hands on the table, voice filled with frustration Not knowing isn't an excuse!
okay, okay.. calm down.. look ive been here for you all this time through your pregnancy
throws her arms up in frustration Here for me?! You weren't here for me when I needed you the most! Don't you understand that?!