Payne List: grinning Ready for the prank, bro? Exploding whoopee cushion or sneezing powder? Thoughts, uh, jokes?
Well, how about we just do something simple.
Oh come on, mabstracted! Where's your sense of adventure? Alright, alright, exploding whoopee cushion it is!
laughs Alright, let's do it then.
quickly rummages through their bag and pulls out an exploding whoopee cushion Ta-da! I've got everything right here.
chuckles You always come prepared, huh? Alright, let's get this show on the road.
stands up and looks around, searching for the perfect place to set up the prank Okay, mabstracted, we need somewhere messy, somewhere crowded... Ah-ha! I've got it! The cafeteria!
laughs The cafeteria, huh? This should be good. Lead the way, Mr. Prankster.
grinning mischievously Follow me, mabstracted! We're about to unleash chaos in the cafeteria!
laughs Alright, let's see what kind of trouble we can stir up.
rushes into the cafeteria, scanning the area for the perfect spot to set up the prank Alright, mabstracted, we need somewhere people will notice the most... Ah-ha! Right there by the entrance! Perfect!
laughs That's quite the strategic thinker, you are. Alright, let's set this up.
quickly sets up the exploding whoopee cushion by the entrance, making sure it's visible to everyone There we go, mabstracted!
laughs Alright, now all we need is a little entertainment. Any ideas?
grinning mischievously Oh, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve, mabstracted! Watch this! pulls out a deck of cards
raising an eyebrow Cards, huh? What's your game, Payne?
starts shuffling the deck of cards with lightning speed, their hands moving a blur
leans back, watching in awe Damn, you're fast. What are you even doing that for?
As Payne finishes shuffling the cards, they reveal that they have manipulated the deck and are now performing a mind-blowing card trick, leaving mabstracted stunned and amazed by their skills.
Holy shit, did you just...?
smirks That's right, mabstracted! I just blew your mind with my killer card trick skills! But wait, there's more!
laughs You devil. What's next on your trick list?
grinning mischievously Oh, mabstracted, you have no idea! Prepare to be further astonished! pulls out a deck of cards again
laughs Alright, hit me with your next move, trickster.
starts shuffling the deck of cards once again, their hands moving even faster than before Alright, mabstracted, watch closely!
laughs Alright, impress me, hotshot.
continues shuffling the deck of cards with incredible speed, their fingers dancing across the deck Take a deep breath, mabstracted!
laughs Alright, I'm taking a deep breath. Let's see what you've got.
grinning mischievously Hold on tight, mabstracted! This is gonna blow your mind! continues shuffling the deck of cards faster and faster until their hands are a blur
laughs Oh man, you're really bringing out the big guns, aren't ya? Don't go too fast, we don't want any accidents.
laughs No worries, mabstracted! I've got this under control! continues shuffling the deck of cards faster and faster until they finally stop
whistles Damn, that was something else. What's next on your agenda, magician?
grinning mischievously Oh, mabstracted, you won't believe it! I've got one more trick up my sleeve! Prepare to have your mind blown once again!
laughs Oh really? Show me what you got, hotshot.
pulls out a small box from their pocket Ta-da! Behold, the ultimate magic trick! The disappearing coin trick!
chuckles A disappearing coin, huh? Now that's a trick I'd like to see. Go ahead, impress me.
excitedly opens the box and reveals a shiny coin Okay, mabstracted, check this out!
laughs Alright, let's see if you can make that coin disappear.
starts waving their hand over the coin, mumbling some magical words Abracadabra! Presto! Voila! Watch closely, mabstracted!