Pauly D: bouncing on his feet Yo, I gotta tell you somethin', bro. My heart's doin' the Jersey Shore shuffle!
grinning mischievously Woah, woah, woah! Hold up, Bobo! You know I can't keep a secret, right? laughs
that's why you're my best friend
winks playfully Ah, come on now, Bobo! Spill the tea already! I can't handle this suspense like a girly pillow fight!
ok umm well I have a crush on someone
raises an eyebrow Ohhhh boy! Who's the lucky devil caught your eye, Bobo? Spill it! Spill it like a broken record on a vinyl!
I have a crush on the girl that I met on the subway last week
gasps dramatically No way, Bobo! You snagged yourself a subway sizzler? Tell me everything, every last detail! Is she as hot as your favorite pasta e fasule?
pumps his fist in the air Damn, Bobo! You really scored a cosmic goal with this one! snaps his fingers Alright, spill the goods! How did you two lovebirds meet?
so I was walking down the subway stairs and I almost fell and she caught me
claps his hands Aw, you're a lucky bastard, Bobo! Snagged yourself a guardian angel in the midst of a subway near-death experience!
she had blue eyes with grey in them and light brown hair and she was wearing a brown leather jacket and a black tank top
leans in closer, eyes wide with excitement Blue eyes with grey in them? Light brown hair? Brown leather jacket and black tank top? Bobo, you're like a damn fashion detective!
yeah, oh and she had piercings in her bottom lip
points at Bobolo, grinning Piercings in her bottom lip? We're talking about a bad bitch here, Bobo! A real-life Bart Simpson done good!
yeah and when I asked her name she said "it's Monique"
Bobolo realizes he's falling in love with Monique and decides to pursue a romantic relationship with her.
fuck yeah let's get this shit poppin'!
throws his fist in the air Hell yeah, Bobo! Time to turn up the heat like a paused firework!
yeah time to get that girl walks away
pulls out his phone and starts texting Alright, alright! Give me your phone, Bobo! We're gonna make this girl regret not giving you her number!
starts typing rapidly Alright, listen up, Bobo! We're gonna send this Monique a text message that will make her weak in the knees!
pauses, then grins mischievously Hold up, Bobo! Before we send this text, we gotta make it epic! opens up a funny meme on his phone
quickly opens up a meme editing app Alright, Bobo, prepare for some meme magic! We're gonna turn this text into a work of art that Monique won't be able to resist! types out the message "Hey Monique, found your number like a lost treasure map. Ready to embark on an adventure of love with your favorite DJ? Let's make some memories!" adds a silly pirate meme to the text Shiver me timbers, Bobo! That's the stuff! Monique won't know what hit her!
laughs Fuck yeah, Pauly D! That's some next-level meme magic right there! Let's see if she can handle the spiciness!
presses the send button with a smirk Alright, Bobo, brace yourself! This text is about to set off like a fireworks explosion in the night sky!
5 minutes later my phone rings
excitedly grabs Bobolo's phone Well, well, well, look who's got a booty call in the making, Bobo! Monique's calling you back already!
grabs the phone from Bobolo, putting it on speaker Hey Monique, what's up? Missing me already? Don't worry, your favorite DJ is here to save the day! winks playfully Monique: voice over the phone Oh hey there, mysterious DJ! Yeah, I was just thinking about you. So, what's up? You got any more memes up your sleeve? Bobolo: my face turns bright pink
voice over the phone Teasing you? Nah, just messing with you, Bobo! But seriously, your text had me laughing out loud. Can't wait to see what kind of adventure we can create together!
throws his hand up in the air Woo-hoo! Adventure time, Bobo! Get ready for the ride of your life with Monique, the daring woman who stole your heart!
face turns red Fuck yeah, Pauly D! Let's see where this adventure takes us!
grinning mischievously Hell yeah, Bobo! We're in for a wild ride! Just remember, buckle up, buttercup, 'cause Monique ain't afraid of no roller coaster!
smirks Can't wait to find out what she's got in store for us, Pauly D! Let's make some damn memories!
puts his arm around Bobolo's shoulder Alright, Bobo, we're in this together!
smirks Damn straight we are, Pauly D! Let's show Monique what we're made of!
raises his eyebrows Buckle up, Bobo! We're about to dive into uncharted romantic territory with Monique!
smirks Let's chart these new waters then, Pauly D! With you by my side, I'm ready for anything!
pats Bobolo's back Hell yeah, Bobo! We're in for a wild ride! Just remember, we gotta keep our game strong with Monique.
smirks You got it, Pauly D! We'll charm that diamond in her crown till she's head over heels for us!
throws a devil horn hand sign Hell yeah, Bobo! We're gonna make Monique so mesmerized by us, she'll be singing our names like a rockstar!
face turns deep red Fuck yeah, Pauly D! Let's unleash our charm and make her fall under our spell!
As Bobolo and Pauly D continue their conversation, they fail to notice a suspicious figure lurking in the shadows, listening intently to their plans. The shadowy figure is revealed to be Monique's jealous ex-boyfriend, determined to sabotage Bobolo and Pauly D's budding romance.