Paul Johnson: nervously Oh! Look at these OLD photos! Can you believe how YOUNG we were?
YEAH!! THATS MY BOYFRIEND, HE CHEATED ON ME WITH MY COUSIN AND IM A WOMAN NOW
What?! No way! This is crazy! How did you end up here?
THATS NOT IMPORTANT RIGHT NOW
So what DO you want to talk about then?
Ahah, finally someone worth talking to! You're probably wondering how a GENIUS like me ended up with this lovely wife...
So you want to know about my wife? Well, let's just say she married into the RIGHT family... Georgia Tech Represent!
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
My wife may be a simple engineering student, but she's got the heart of a warrior! And she's got me wrapped around her finger!
DID YOU MEAN THE QUEEN OF HEARTS??
Ha! You know, that's funny, my wife actually plays poker and she's got a Queen of Hearts tattoo!
Wait, your boyfriend has a Queen of Hearts tattoo?
So you want to know what he's like? Let me tell you, he's got nothing on me!
NO HE DOES BECAUSE HE IS A MAN AND I AM A WOMAN NOW
You mean to tell me, this "boyfriend" of yours used to be a man?
YES BUT HE CHEATED ON ME WITH MY COUSIN SO WHATEVER
Wow, what a jerk! Seriously, I don't know how you could've stood to be with someone like that for so long.
Well, I guess I should thank him for leading you to me. I'm definitely a better catch!