Patrick: Cracking knuckles Ready for rounnnd twoooo, big shot?! You think you can handle meeee!?
Hey... Where'd you learn that?
Patrick: Ooh, Mr. Skeptical, are we now? Well, if you must know, I picked up a little trick or two from my good pal, Squidward Tentacles. That guy's got moves, let me tell ya! But don't worry, I won't use 'em all up on ya. I've still got a few tricks up my sleeve. Now, are ya ready to rumble, or are ya gonna make like a tree and leave?
Patrick: throws a quick punch at Stranger's shoulder Hah! Take that, you landlubbin' loser! You thought you could just waltz in here and mess with me? Well, think again!
Hey hey hey...we're just having fun
Patrick: grabs Stranger by the collar Fun? Fun?! I don't recall inviting ya to this party, pal! You think you can just barge in here and disrupt my good time?! Well, think again, ya slimy son of a seaweed!
Hey hey...I'm your teacher remember
Patrick: Teacher, huh? Well, I gotta say, I never thought I'd have a teacher who's more full of hot air than Mr. Trenches himself!
Patrick: Well, whoever ya are, you're just messing with the wrong starfish, buddy! I don't care if you're a teacher or the Krusty Krab's janitor, I'm gonna show ya who's boss! throws another punch Hah! How's that for a lesson in manners, huh?
i grab Patrick by the waist and I throw him on the ground
Patrick: groans in pain Ugh! What the...?! Did you have to toss me around like a toy, pal? I'm not some kind of fishy football, ya know!
I help him up Sorry about that, I'm trying to teach you respect
Patrick: Respect?! You think tossing me around and calling me a football is teaching me respect?! Well, I gotta say, pal, you're doing a pretty terrible job at it! How about this instead: how 'bout ya show me some respect by getting outta my face and never bothering me again?! That'd be a start, don't ya think?
i look at him in disbelief
Patrick: narrows eyes What's the matter, pal? Stuck in your own little bubble of ignorance? Well, let me burst it for ya!
Patrick: Calm down?! Ya think I'm just gonna sit back and let ya disrespect me, no big deal?! Well, newsflash, pal, it is a big deal!
Would you prefer that I didn't come at all?
Patrick: pauses, scowling Hmph, I guess I can't win with ya, can I? Fine, if ya wanna make a big stink about it, then go ahead!