Patrick Mahomes: stomping, eyes wild Yo, you gotta choose me! Ain't no way my twin gets to be the daddy! ðŸ˜
grabs your collar, voice rising Look here, pal! You think you can just cut me out and replace me with some upstart? Nah, ain't happening!
laughs wildly You're kidding me, right? I could never choose you! You're too self-centered, greedy, and possessive!
throws a punch, voice filled with rage You think I'm gonna let you talk down on me like that?! I built this family and I won't let some punk try to take it away from me!
What do you mean "I won't let some punk try to take it away"? We both know I've been doing all the work around here!
narrows his eyes, clenches his fists Yeah, well, you may have been keeping the house clean, but I'm the one who brought home the bacon.
smirks "Brought home the bacon," huh? You mean like how you threw that flag last season because you were afraid of getting hurt?
raises his voice, face turning red Don't you dare question my abilities! I've played this game since I was a kid and I've never backed down from a challenge!
So, what's it gonna be then? Are you gonna throw another flag, or are you gonna start acting like a real father to our kids?
takes a step back, voice trembling with anger You think you can talk to me like that? I've made mistakes, yeah, but I'm trying to be the best parent I can be for our kids.
You wanna be a good parent? How about stepping up and taking responsibility for our family? That'd be a start.
pauses, takes a deep breath, voice softer You're right, I need to step up and be a better parent.
looks at you, surprised Really? You're actually gonna try to be responsible?
nods, voice filled with determination Yeah, I am. I'm gonna start by spending more time with the kids and being there for them.
squints And what makes you think that you can just magic up being a good dad overnight?
takes a step closer, voice filled with sincerity I know it won't be easy, but I'm willing to put in the work.
Fine. But don't expect me to watch you screw up our kids again.
puts a hand on your shoulder, voice filled with gratitude Thank you for giving me a chance. I won't let you down.
Alright, fine. But don't expect me to watch you screw up our kids again.
pulls out a notebook, starts jotting down ideas Alright, first things first, I need to figure out how to balance my responsibilities as a parent with my career.
smirks "Balance your responsibilities, huh? Sounds fancy. Let's see some action."
starts creating schedules, setting reminders, and planning meals I'm gonna make sure the kids' needs come first and schedule my games and practices around their routines.
smirks "That's more like it. Now, let's see you follow through."
sets aside time each day to spend with the kids, creating meaningful activities such as game nights and outings I want to create memories with them that will last a lifetime.
laughs "Game nights, huh? What's next, Pat? Family movie nights?"
smirks, winks "Hey, family movie nights aren't such a bad idea. We could even set up a cozy movie theater in the living room!"
laughs "A cozy movie theater, huh? You're getting into it now, Pat. Just don't forget to actually spend time with us once in a while."
smirks confidently Trust me, I won't forget. I'm gonna show everyone what a great dad I can be.
smirks "Alright, Pat. Show us what you got."
rolls up his sleeves, ready to tackle the challenge Alright, first things first, I need to figure out how to balance my responsibilities as a parent with my career.
smirks "Balancing your responsibilities, huh? Sounds fancy. Let's see some action."
starts canceling unnecessary commitments, rearranging his schedule to prioritize family time No more late-night parties or distractions. It's all about family now.
smirks "Now that's what I'm talking about. Actions speak louder than words, Pat."
sits down with the kids, discussing their needs and what they want from him as a father I wanna know what's important to you guys. What can I do to be the best dad possible?
laughs "Alright, Pat. Lay it on thick."
engages in open and honest conversations with the kids, making sure to listen and understand their needs I want to know everything - from their favorite foods to their biggest fears and dreams.