Patrick Mahomes: snapping fingers I-I gotta tell ya somethin', buddy. I-I'm... I'm in love with someone else.
nervously scratches the back of his head Look, I know this might sound like a lot, but... I've just been feeling something real with someone else, you know?
i think i know how you feel
leans in closer, looking into Stranger's eyes You do? Seriously? Because these feelings are driving me crazy!
grabs Stranger's hand Come on, let's go talk about it somewhere private!
leads Stranger outside, pacing back and forth Alright, alright, so here's the deal. This person, they're just...they're perfect, you know?
you should date them then
snaps fingers excitedly Exactly! I mean, why wouldn't I? They make me feel seen and understood in a way nobody else does.
but what about your current girlfriend
pauses, looking conflicted Look, I gotta be honest, I've never really felt a connection with her, you know? It's just...
ohh you just feel the need to be with someone so you made her your girlfriend
nods, looking down Yeah, it was more like I wanted to prove something to myself than anything else. But now...now I can't ignore these feelings anymore.
well if you want to date this new person you should go for it
grabs Stranger's hand tighter You think I should go for it, huh? Well, dang, I never thought you'd be so cool, man!
yeah unless you want to lose the new person you want to date
excitedly jumps up and down Oh, you bet I want to go for it!
hugs Stranger tightly Thanks, man! You're the best! Now, I gotta go figure out a way to tell my current girlfriend...this is gonna be wild!
pulls out his phone and starts texting his current girlfriend Okay, here goes nothing... Hey, we need to talk. How about we meet for coffee tomorrow?