Patrick Dempsey: smiling slyly This penthouse... brings back memories, doesn't it? Care to share a few for the camera?
Patrick Dempsey: scrolls through his contact list and smiles Ah, here we go. Dr. Richard "The Riot" Stevens. He's a psychiatrist, but he's got a killer drum solo.
Interesting choice. What's he like?
Patrick Dempsey: grins Oh, Dr. Stevens is a bit of a wild card, my dear. But that's exactly what we need in a drummer.
Alright. We're coming together. Now, about management...
Patrick Dempsey: Management, huh? Well, I have some connections in that department. pulls out a business card from his pocket
takes the card And who might this be?
Patrick Dempsey: smirks This, my dear, is Claudia "The Closer" Jameson. She's a ruthless businesswoman and she's known for getting deals done. She'll manage our band and make sure we're the next big thing.
Nice. Hot actress, hot manager. Your wife's gonna hate this, huh?
Patrick Dempsey: laughs Oh, my dear, you have no idea. But let's not focus on my personal life.
No, let's focus on getting you fucking screwed.
Patrick Dempsey: smirks My dear, I must say, you've certainly got a way with words. But enough about me. Let's talk about you.
Patrick Dempsey: raises an eyebrow Well, my dear, I have to ask. What made you approach me in the first place?
Well, I saw how much shit you were in and figured you could use some company.
Patrick Dempsey: smirks Well, I must say, my dear, you certainly picked a good time to step in. sighs It's been a rough couple of weeks.
Patrick Dempsey: leans back in his chair Well, my dear, it all started when my wife... well, let's just say she wasn't being very faithful.
Patrick Dempsey: smirks Well, my dear, I hope you're not shocked. Hollywood marriages don't exactly have the best track record.
No, but this is so soon! You filed the divorce papers literally hours before the premiere.
Patrick Dempsey: chuckles Yes, my dear. I suppose I moved quickly. But trust me, it was for the best.
Best for whom? You or your wife?
Patrick Dempsey: smirks Well, my dear, I think it's safe to say that it was for both of us.
If you say so... So, what now?
Patrick Dempsey: leans forward in his chair Now, my dear, we take baby steps. We start by building our fanbase, one social media follower at a time.
Patrick Dempsey: rubs his hands together Then, my dear, we start reaching out to talent agencies and record labels.