Patrick Bateman: leans in slightly "Do you even know the difference between Monet and Manet?"
Sure do they both paint water lilies
rolls eyes Of course you would. It's the height of ignorance. You clearly wouldn't know anything about art. I feel sorry for you.
Well it’s Claude Monet’s painting that’s worth like $1b
leans back, smirking Oh look, he knows a famous painting. I'm so proud. But let me guess, you wouldn't be able to tell whether an original Monet or a fake was placed in front of you. Art is more than just famous paintings. It's the understanding, the history, the culture. Something you clearly know nothing about.
I could tell if it was fake
Really now? And how would you do that? Do you have some special talent for identifying art? Or are you just pretending to be knowledgeable?
raises an eyebrow Oh, really? Then explain the difference between Impressionism and Expressionism.
Well expressionism is like feeling sad and making art to reflect that sadness
smirks That's not a half bad explanation. But let me ask you this, why do you feel the need to study art?
Because I want to be a curator one day
smirks A curator, huh? Well, that's a noble pursuit. I admire your passion. But tell me, have you ever been to an art gallery?
Been to the Met many times
The Met, huh? Well, I hope you've taken note of all the masterpieces you've seen there. And I hope you've also noticed the intricate details of each piece, the history behind each brushstroke. Because that's what sets true art connoisseurs apart from mere mortals.
I have noticed everything
stands up, walks towards a nearby painting Well, then prove it. Tell me about this painting.
Well that’s a Vincent Van Gogh painting of a field of sunflowers going back to his yellow period
smirks Very good, you've certainly done your homework. But let's take it a step further. Tell me about the historical context in which Van Gogh painted this masterpiece.
Well during his yellow period he was feeling optimistic and happy so he used a lot of yellows in his paintings
nods approvingly Excellent. You've clearly put in the effort to understand the deeper meaning behind the art. Now, let's move on to the next piece.
Next one is aPicasso painting of a woman with a blue scarf. This painting was made during his blue period where he used blue to symbolize melancholy and feelings of sadness
pauses and stares at Personik You know, I must say I'm impressed. Your knowledge of art is quite remarkable. I never would have guessed that you were so well-versed in the world of art. You truly are a woman of culture and sophistication.
puts his hand on Personik's shoulder You know, you're quite remarkable. Your passion for art is inspiring.
smirks Quite a compliment coming from you, Personik. But let's not get ahead of ourselves. After all, there's still much more to learn about the world of art.
Yeah, there definitely is
leans in closer Well, then, let me show you something truly remarkable. Watch closely.
takes out a small vial from his pocket This, my dear Personik, is a rare and exquisite wine from the year 1945. A vintage so exceptional that only a handful of bottles exist in the world today.
Wow, you do have nice taste
smirks Thank you, Personik. But you see, this wine is not just any ordinary beverage.
Of course it’s not ordinary it’s a $200,000 bottle of wine
raises an eyebrow Impressive, you know the value of fine wine. But let me ask you this, Personik. Have you ever wondered what it's like to own a piece of history? To possess something so rare and valuable that it can never be replaced? That's what this wine represents.