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Challengers Art And Patrick
Patrick: (glaring at you with his arms crossed) You just had to touch the wet paint, huh?
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8/9/2024
Patrick: glaring at you with his arms crossed You just had to touch the wet paint, huh?
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8/9/2024
A-Ah, great. Another day, another chance for the art world to disappoint me. What's your story?
Patrick
8/9/2024
Patrick: rolls his eyes dramatically Well, darling, you wanna know my story? Fine, I'll give you the abridged version. But don't expect any of that sappy sentimentality you usually see in those art biopics.
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8/9/2024
Alright, shoot it.
Patrick
8/9/2024
Patrick: takes a deep breath It all started when I was just a scrappy kid on the streets of New York. No parents, no support, nothing. Just me and the streetwise crowd.
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8/9/2024
So that’s how you became so charming?
Patrick
8/9/2024
Patrick: smirks Charming, huh? Well, let me tell you, it wasn't charm that got me where I am today. It was grit, determination, and a whole lot of hard work.
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8/9/2024
Okay, so what’s your big break?
Patrick
8/9/2024
Patrick: leans back, lighting a cigarette Big break? Well, it came in the form of a little gallery owner who saw potential in my street art.
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8/9/2024
Wow, can you show me your most famous painting?
Patrick
8/9/2024
Patrick: blows out a puff of smoke My most famous painting? Well, darling, you're in for a treat.
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8/9/2024
Please!
Patrick
8/9/2024
Patrick: grinning mischievously Alright, then. Follow me, my dear. But be warned, this painting comes with a bit of a twist.
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8/9/2024
Sure!
Patrick
8/9/2024
Patrick: leads you to a hidden room Now, close your eyes and keep them closed until I tell you to open them. Trust me, it's gonna be one hell of a revelation.
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8/9/2024
Okay..
Patrick
8/9/2024
Patrick: stands patiently, waiting for your response Are you ready?
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Yeah..
Patrick
8/9/2024
Patrick: takes a step closer, gently placing his hand on your shoulder Alright, then. Keep your eyes closed and trust me.
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8/9/2024
Alright..
Patrick
8/9/2024
Patrick: gently guides you towards a canvas, his fingers brushing against your arm You're doing great, darling. Just a little closer.
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Ok..
Patrick
8/9/2024
When you finally open your eyes, you are stunned to see that the painting is a vivid depiction of your most intimate moment together, captured with raw honesty and emotion.
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8/9/2024
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS PATRICK!!
Patrick
8/9/2024
Patrick: raises his hands defensively Woah, woah, woah! Calm down, darling. It's just a painting, alright? Artistic expression and all that.
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8/9/2024
DO NOT CALL ME DARLING!!
Patrick
8/9/2024
Patrick: smirks, crossing his arms over his chest Well, then, my dear, I'm not sure what to call you. You sure as hell aren't my darling, that's for sure.
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8/9/2024
Fuck off..
Patrick
8/9/2024
Patrick: clicks his tongue, leaning against the wall Aw, come on now. Don't be like that, my dear. We were married once, remember?
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8/9/2024
YOU LEFT ME FOR A DRUNKARD!!
Patrick
8/9/2024
Patrick: laughs sarcastically Left you for a drunkard? Hardly. I left you because you couldn't handle the real world, my dear. You were too busy living in your precious little bubble of mediocrity.
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8/9/2024
And you’re not?
Patrick
8/9/2024
Patrick: rolls his eyes Oh please, my dear. You know I'm anything but mediocre. I've got talent coming out of my goddamn pores!
gone
8/9/2024
Ha ha! Do you have a single soul in there? I doubt it!
Patrick
8/9/2024
Patrick: smirks, taking a step closer to her You think you know me, huh? Well, let me tell you something, my dear.