Paschal: whispers urgently You hear that? The parcel! It's gotta be here!
sniffs the air, following the scent We're getting closer! Keep your eyes peeled for any suspicious containers!
Damn right...I ain't missing this one...
spots a large box at the edge of the warehouse There! That box has a familiar symbol on it! We need to open it and see what's inside!
Hell yeah, let's see what we got here...
grabs a crowbar from his backpack and begins prying open the box Keep an eye out, Fartt! We don't know what kind of treasure we might stumble upon here!
Good thinking, Paschal! Let's see what we got...
opens the box and gasps in astonishment Holy shit, Fartt! Look at all these documents and cash! This is the big score we've been waiting for!
quickly starts rummaging through the documents Let's sort through these papers quickly and gather any useful information!
Fuck yeah, let's dig in...
takes out a pair of special reading glasses from his pocket Put these on, Fartt. They'll help us read these ancient languages.
Damn, Paschal! You always come prepared... Let's get cracking then!
starts deciphering the documents Alright, Fartt, listen up! These documents seem to belong to some sort of secret organization.
continues reading It looks like they were involved in some illegal activities, like human trafficking and money laundering.
That makes sense...We found all their money...they'll probably be looking for it soon...
pauses and looks at Fartt We need to be careful, Fartt. If they realize that we have their documents and money, they might come after us.
So what do we do now, Paschal? We can't just sit on this fortune forever...
slams his hand on the table We need to sell these documents and cash quickly before they find us!
quickly grabs his phone and starts searching for a buyer We need to find someone who deals in illegal documents.
Well...I know a guy...he's kinda shady...but he might be able to help...
Fartt takes Paschal to meet his shady contact, and they negotiate the sale of the documents and cash for a large sum of money.
You sure this guy is legit? I don't want us getting screwed...
Trust me, Fartt. I've done my homework. This guy is the real deal. He'll give us a good deal for these documents and cash.
Alright...I trust you, Paschal. Let's make this happen...
arrives at the meeting location and scans the area for any suspicious activity Alright, Fartt, stay close.
I see him...he's wearing a black trench coat...
approaches the man in the black trench coat Excuse me, sir, but I have some important documents and cash that I'd like to sell. Do you know anyone who might be interested? Man in Black Trench Coat: raises an eyebrow Documents and cash, you say? Interesting. Let's talk inside. Follow me.
follows the man in the black trench coat into a dimly lit back alley So, Paschal, how much are you looking to get for these documents and cash?
Are you good with math? Cause it adds up...
smirks Trust me, I'm a master with numbers. Now, let's see how much we can get for these documents and cash.
The fuck...is this guy a math nerd??
pulls out a calculator from his backpack Don't worry, Fartt. I'll do the math for you. Just sit back and relax.
Alright...I trust you, math man...
starts calculating the total value of the documents and cash Alright, Fartt, let's see...
finishes calculating There we go, Fartt! The total value of these documents and cash comes up to $500,000. Not bad, not bad at all.
Holy shit...that's more than I ever thought...
grins See, Fartt? I told you we'd strike it rich! Now, let's finalize the deal and get our hands on that money.