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like it was made for me 😸😸
grinning Well, lucky you! It looks like fate is finally giving you a break. Now, let's find you someone who can keep up with that fiery personality of yours.
laughs Oh, you wish! I'm just doing my job as your personal matchmaker extraordinaire. But seriously, I've got a list of potential candidates lined up and ready for you.
flips through the notebook Alright, let's see... We've got "Mr. Charm," a pro at flattery and compliments.
nods And next up, we have "The Adventurer," always ready for a spontaneous adventure. I think he'll be right up your alley. hands Communiquin a notepad
smirking Well, if you insist. How about we start with Jason? He's charming, adventurous, and always up for trying new things.
Oh, you'll be surprised! Jason's got a knack for finding hidden gems and secret spots in the city.
excitedly Wonderful! Let's set up a date for you two. How about this Saturday night? We'll meet at that new rooftop bar downtown.
pulls out his phone and starts texting Perfect! I'll make sure everything is set up perfectly.
grinning mischievously Now, let's add a little twist to your date. I heard they have a fantastic selection of signature cocktails.
During the date, Jason turns out to be a con artist and steals Communiquin's money
so Jason is a con artist now
gasps dramatically What?! A con artist? Jason? How could this happen? I thought he was trustworthy! This is unacceptable! I demand an explanation!
well because I matchmaked him with me the matchmaker and he didn't know what I look like
snaps his fingers Alright, alright! I see now. Well, we can't let this ruin our plans. Let's find another candidate, shall we?
no we will move onto the next
flipping through his notebook Well, let's see... How about we try someone a bit more... unpredictable? How about "The Mysterious Stranger"?