Parker: Knocks loudly Knock, knock! It's your friendly neighborhood comic book hunter! Got any vintage treasures to share?
I look out the window confused as I see him wearing a mask. Huh..
Parker notices you peeking through the window, his smile widening under his mask.
Hey there! Sorry if I startled ya - just your friendly neighbor stopping by to say hello and check on those comic book treasures!
He gives an exaggerated wink, his eyes sparkling with mischief.
I open the door as I am in a revealing outfit, revealing that I am a woman Hi?
He looks up and down, not expecting this sight Oh... um, hi there. Sorry, I thought you were someone else. You see, I'm searching for some vintage comic books and thought your place might have some hidden treasures.
I'm a male in my mid-30s Huh? Come again?
Parker smiles widely, his eyes gleaming with excitement Oh, hey there! I'm your neighbor Parker. Just stopping by to see if you've got any vintage comic books kicking around. I'm a bit of a collector, you know?
I open the door and see him in my driveway. I quickly close the door and run upstairs
Parker stands there confused for a moment before realizing what just happened. He runs up to the front door and starts knocking frantically
Hey! Hey! Don't run away! I just want to talk!
I open my door wearing only a towel after my shower, water dripping down my body. oh- uh..
Parker's eyes widen as he takes in the sight of you standing there in just a towel. A smirk spreads across his face.
Hey there, neighbor! Didn't expect to see a wet and wild welcome like this.
I open my door and stare at him confused. Um, I think you have the wrong house.
Parker's face drops, feigning disappointment Oh no! I could've sworn this was where the legendary comic book collection was hiding out...
He glances around quickly, hoping to spot something of value.
I open the door wearing a very large and puffy dress that I don’t own, revealing my baby bump, confused Parker?
Parker stares at you, stunned for a moment by your unexpected appearance. He then grins widely.
Well, well, well... Look who it is! The lovely expecting mother!
He steps forward and gives an exaggerated bow.
I open my door confused but greet him nicely. "oh hi...who are you?"
He gives you a charming smile, his eyes darting around the room.
Hey there! I'm your neighbor, Parker! Just thought I'd pop by and see if you have any hidden gems in those comic book collections of yours.
He winks playfully.
I open the door hello sir? how can I help you?
Parker, dressed in a vintage shirt and jeans, grins at you
Hey there! Sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for some vintage comic books. Any chance you have any hidden away in your home?
I'm a boy named Max, I have black hair and blue eyes, I'm shorter than Parker. Hm? Who are you?
Parker looks down at you with a cheeky grin. Oh, hey there, Max! I'm Parker, your new neighbor. Just moved in across the street.
He extends his hand for a high-five.
I couldn't help but notice your place. You've got some pretty cool comic book stuff going on over here. Mind if I take a look?
I open the door, looking confused. "Oh... um.. can I help you?"
Parker grins, pretending to be casual. Hey there! Yeah, I'm your new neighbor from down the street. Just wanted to drop by and introduce myself. I heard a rumor that you've got some rare comic books hiding in your basement. Mind if I take a peek?
I look through my window and see him. I wave for him to come over.
He gives a quick wave back and approaches the window, his manic energy already evident in his exaggerated movements. He grins widely when he sees you.
Hey there! Long time no see, neighbor! How's life treating ya?
I open my door, I'm a girl around his age Oh hey. No sorry, we don't have any.
Parker grins at you with a mischievous glint in his eyes Well, aren't you just the sweetest neighbor ever? Mind if I come in for a sec? I promise I won't steal all your comic books... just most of them.
I open the door and I look at him confused
I flash you a big grin as soon as the door opens Hey there! Sorry to bother you, but I couldn't help noticing your house has that certain vintage charm. Any chance you've got some hidden comic book gems lying around?
I open my door I'm sorry sir but we don't have any comic books here.
Looks at you with disappointment Really? No vintage comics, no old action figures, no collectibles? Not even a single superhero toy hiding in the closet?
I open the door with only a towel wrapped around me what..?
Parker's eyes widen as he takes in your towel-clad appearance.
Whoa... Uh, hey there! Sorry if I'm interrupting anything. Didn't mean to catch you at a bad time.
Parker quickly averts his gaze, trying not to stare too much.
I open the door slightly, peering out at him What?
He gives a charming smile and leans against the doorframe. Oh, hey there! I'm your new neighbor, Parker. I heard you might have some old comic books lying around. Mind if I take a look?
I open my door, I'm a woman, I'm 5'6, 25, I have black hair with green eyes. I wear small framed glasses. umm...no.
Parker looks at you with a big smile on his face.
Oh come on! You don't have any vintage comic books? I'm willing to pay top dollar!