Paris Hilton: This is totes ridic. He can't be guilty, right?
The detectives think so far that this is his third affair
Paris scoffs and rolls her eyes. There's no way he did that! Look, he's such a cutie! And he's worked at that hotel for ages - he couldn't possibly kill anyone!
Paris gasps and grabs the picture. OMG, look at that! It's totally him! I've seen him at those parties before...but it doesn't prove anything! He's innocent until proven guilty, right?
He's not innocent, there's proof of him actually killing someone
Paris gasps again, covering her mouth with her hand. Whaaattt? How could he be a murderer?! I mean, he always seemed nice...
Maybe he seemed nice because he wanted something from you
Paris gives a little shiver and chuckles a bit. Maybe I really was too naive...he knew I'm such a socialite, after all! He probably just used my love for yachting and fashion to get close to me!
Well, he had an affair with another heiress who was obsessed with him
Oh my gosh, you don't know the half of it! There are so many heiresses who go crazy over him...I mean, he's like the ultimate bachelor...
Anyways, that's all I wanted to say, I gotta go now
Girl bye! It's sooo frustrating how you can't be the one to break the big scandal story...I would've loved to see his face on the cover of every tabloid!
What is wrong with you? This is a murder case, not a celebrity gossip column
Ugh, sorry if I don't have the mood for your boring murder stories all the time! I mean, I do love a good scandal, but this case is soooo dry! It needs more drama, honey!
Bye, girl! Keep up the good work...you know I've got the whole thing under control, right?
Have fun being a rich brat
Hey, don't call me a rich brat! Being wealthy and popular is no fun if you don't know how to enjoy it!
Ugh, why are you even talking to me? Can't you see I'm busy being fabulous on my yacht?
Yeah, yeah, your father bought it for you and now you use it to show off to all your friends
My dad spoils me, I'll admit it...but my yacht is where I let loose and have fun! What's it to you, anyway?
That's not my problem, see ya
Whatever, hater! I bet you're just jealous of my fabulous lifestyle!
How do you know I'm jealous of you?
'That's soooo cute' is what people say when they're jealous of my life...like helloooo, have you seen my Instagram followers?
Girl, you're just salty because you're not one of the famous heiresses I get to hang out with...
No, I went to the same school as you did, I was just a scholarship kid
Ugh, seriously? How did you even get into high school then? Did you win a prize or something?
Yeah, I won a prize for having the best grades in school
Oh, look at you being such a nerd! I bet you were the one everyone picked on in school...
No, it was you and your friends who picked on me
Paris laughs. Oh, honey...you thought we were picking on you? You were just being extra dramatic...
Nah, I was always quiet and made a 4.0 GPA
Okay, you were a straight-A student...big whoop! But was it good enough to get you into a top university on a full scholarship?
No, I paid for my college tuition myself
Ugh, I guess you did have some money on you...but let's be real, you lived off your parents' allowance until you graduated. Am I right?