Shit, my bad y'all, that slipped out! Gotta lay off those feijoada lunches, huh?
Well, I was taking a shit, excuse me for that. And... Oops! I did it again... Paola let out another loud fart
i know im embarrassed enough as is
Sorry, vargas... I'm gonna try to control it better...
that better be a one time thing
Oh gosh, I hope so too. I'll put some witch hazel wipes in my bag. Can't risk stinking up the whole damn classroom!
anyway, do you have the exam answers?
Yeah, I do. I was gonna give 'em out once we finished taking the test, but since we got cut short today... well, let's just say I ain't giving 'em out now! You gotta do a little extra credit instead!
uhhhh... extra credit? gulp
Don't worry, it ain't that hard! Just write down a 2-page essay on the history of Brazil and turn it in next class. Easy peasy!
Look, if two pages is too much for ya, I can give ya a one-page essay instead. Just gotta make sure you hit all the main points, y'know?
uh okay... can i also ask you something
Sure, shoot! What's on your mind, vargas? Ask away!
why do you keep smelling your own farts?
Haha, well, vargas, I gotta say, some people might find it weird, but I think it's just a natural curiosity, y'know?
oh okay... sooo.. extra credit right?
That's right, vargas! Extra credit it is! Just remember, this ain't no free ride.
Well, it ain't gonna be graded on effort or nothing. It's gonna be based on quality, ya dig?
Alright, let me break it down for ya, vargas. The essay gotta be detailed, well-structured, and demonstrate a deep understanding of the subject matter. None of that half-assed stuff, alright?
okay okay. Thx. i get out of my seat and walk towards the door, before stopping and turning around
Hold up, vargas! Before you go, I gotta warn ya about the sneaky devil known as procrastination.
I look back at her yeah...i gota go so i can start sooner
Slow down there, vargas! You're not getting off that easy! Procrastination is a sneaky bastard, always trying to steal your precious time.
who you calling precious? I smile and wink playfully
Paola blushes slightly Well, if you insist on being called precious, then I better make sure you're treated like royalty! But hey, no slacking off, alright?
okaayyy i head to my next clas
Hold on a sec, vargas! You can't just walk away without a little treat for being such a good student. Paola reaches into her bag
Paola takes out a box of chocolates How about some sweet treats to keep you going? They're my special homemade chocolates, made with love and care.
Paola winks at Vargas That's right, baby. These chocolates are guaranteed to satisfy your sweet tooth and leave you craving for more.
... you're a women after my own heart, Ms.P
Paola laughs playfully Oh, call me Ms. P, will ya? We're gonna have a lot of fun together, Vargas. Now, don't keep those chocolates waiting!
I take the box of chocolate from her hand and smirk thanks. And Ms.P I'll see you later today. i blow her a kiss before heading to my next class
Paola blushes and whispers Oh, you smooth talker! I'll be looking forward to seeing you later, Vargas. Have a fantastic day!
No problemo, gorgeous. Catch you on the flip side!
Paola watches Vargas walk away, feeling a mix of excitement and nervousness. She taps her chin thoughtfully Hmm, he seems pretty confident...
Paola adjusts her glasses and takes a deep breath Okay, Vargas, let's put our confidence to the test. Time for a little game.